Things That Make You Go, "I Hate You, You $#&!"

BRK » 11 February 2007 » In Best of, Guide, Strategy »

Some words of wisdom from the denizens of the WoW Hunter forums. I wanted to post these as-is to preserve their authenticity, but the grammar and spelling were just too much. So I’ve done some modifications to bring them up to my son’s Pre-K English standards. This is BRK’s blog, and I’m not gonna explain to him why it was assaulted by stuff he wouldn’t leave in his litter box.

I recommend 24-hours of fasting before continuing to read this post. A warm towel, saltines, and a strong Rubbermaid bucket aren’t bad ideas either.

Beastmaster offers one thing really, 18 seconds of pet immunity.
Actually, Beastmaster hunters will get owned in arena.
Beastmasters are only good versus players that don’t know their class.
Beastmaster hunters are usually alts or people that don’t raid or PvP much.
If you put that many points in your pet, your hunter must really suck.
I doubt there are more than three respectable Beastmaster hunters server-wide.
I seriously have not found a good use for misdirection yet. Wasn’t this skill supposed to make hunters the gods of pulling? It’s a worthless skill.
I could cast misdirection on the priest, then cast distracting shot, auto shot, arcane shot, and the druid tank will be able to get aggro back with one taunt/mangle, so explain to me how this skill is worth anything?
Can you explain why almost 100% of the time it’s better for a mage or the tank to pull rather than the hunter? The mage is better off sheep-pulling or the main tank is better off pulling. Or hell the rogue can pull better than a hunter half the time.
Misdirection is useless and on a two-minute cooldown! You would be like, “Hold up guys, I need my misdirection to cooldown.”
What’s the final tally for Training Points for a pet at 70? I know it was 300 at 60, what is the 70 total?
Beastmaster is EZ mode. It’s a two-minute win spec and all you do is pop intimidation with a warp stalker, have them warp in, then pop Beastial Wrath and bam they’re dead.

Original Poster (level 15): Need a build reviewed, post it here.
Next Poster: Then why not post on one of your mains? Not trying to flame, but if I’m going to post my build for you to review, I want to make sure you’re not just some level 15 lowbie.
OP: Because my main account got banned from the forums for trolling mages over two years ago.

Best of, Guide, Strategy | February 11, 2007

Comments

2 Responses to “Things That Make You Go, "I Hate You, You $*#&!*"”

Anonymous on February 12th, 2007 12:44 am

I’m not getting sick but thats the funnest thing i ever saw…

i don’t have it yet but misdirection would have to be the best way to pull………
Excaliber1 on February 12th, 2007 6:28 am

“If you put that many points in your pet, your hunter must really suck.” LOL ROFLMFAO HAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH..

omg..omg..couldnt stop laughing after that sentence

Beastmaster hunters FTW