Well, we have completed all the paperwork for WoWInsider. After disecting all the legalese, mumbo-jumbo, bunkum, gibberish, drivel, yammering, arcane references to the Magna Carta, not-so-veiled threats, promises of Sporeling Snacks, and held it under a black-light to see the “Things That’ll Bite Ya If You’re Not Good” sections, The Committee has come to two unavoidable and unassailable conclusions:

1) If one asks for an Original Formula Mai Tai and it comes with crushed - not shaved - ice, it is perfectly permissible to toss it and demand a “real” bartender attend your imbibing desires.

2) From this point on, we are gonna save all our ideas and posts for the WoWInsider blog.

Is BRK going away? Nope. Is it going to be updated? We’re pretty certain of that; not every article we write will be picked up by WoWInsider. For example, these posts probably won’t get published:

The Top Ten BRK Blog Posts That Won’t Get Published by WoWInsider

10. Holy Priests Are Wussies & We All Know It

9. Bow Users: WoW’s Obsessive-Compulsive Pantywaists

8. How To Cook TurDuckMoonkin

7. Male WoW-Players Just Stink: A Bathing Tutorial

6. If BRK Pulls Aggro, It’s Always the Warrior’s Fault

5. Warlocks and Their My Little Pony Fetish: A Pictorial (Rated NC-17)

4. Alliance Shaman - BRK Votes No, No, A Thousand Times No

3. BRK Has His/An Epic Flying Mount Woot!/How Sad That You Don’t - Haikus for Mocking the Poor

2. We All Hate Kids; If You’re Younger Than 18, Don’t Read This

1. The Top Ten Deepest, Darkest, Most Lurid and Shocking Secrets WoWInsider Doesn’t Want You to Know About, Cause You Can’t Handle The Truth

Those will be saved for BRK, we promise.

But when we write something and WoWInsider pays us for it, (YEAH! PHAT LOOT!) it becomes their exclusive property for a period of time. Well, that makes sense, of course; business is business. So the majority of our writing will be only found at WoWInsider for the foreseeable future.

It is with a tremendous sense of loss that I must write that BRK is changing in this fashion. We have a huge backload of email questions, test realm notes, instance ideas, PvP stories, and Top Ten Lists that we’ve been hoarding; we can’t wait to share them.

BRK shall return in Full Force once we receive the WoWInsider Secret Decoder Ring and Key to the Executive Stormwind Washroom… well, actually, we think we’re in the extreme minority as an Alliance Hunter at that site, so perhaps we’ll get the hammer that knocks the wooden lid off of the Executive Ogremar Water Trough. We shall see.

/bow
/thanks
/cry