BRK Has Ordered a Vanity Plate, Too

BRK » 21 April 2007 » In Blog »

Many folks have, both privately and publicly, asked us why we’re going to WoWInsider, and why can’t we post in BRK and at WI at the same time. The answer is easy to guess as it is to type:

We sold out. Totally.

We’re corporate, baby. Due to the diligence of the WoWInsider Professional Grooming, Dressing, and Dental Hygiene Tigerteam, all our socks now match, the ripped and shredded underwear has been discarded, our ties are not clip-ons, and Hobbes’ breath is best described as “pussycat fresh”, (Amanna, we suggest you keep your distance, especially in cat-form.

Folks, we even have a WI Rocks R Sox tattoo and everything, (no you may not ask the location).

BRK has already picked out the car he wants to buy with his Blogging Cash, a 2008 Audi A5. Our demands for the material things in life must be appeased, natch. Due to our insatiable thirst for German engineering, sumptuous leather seating, and high velocity travel, we cannot, must not, absolutely won’t post here until the WI checks start flowing.

Of course, it would completely inappropriate for us to recommend you start bombarding WI Headquarters and every single WI post’s comment form with “WE WANT OUR BRK“. That would be outlandish and childish.

You’re better than that, aren’t you.

Blog | April 21, 2007

Comments

15 Responses to “BRK Has Ordered a Vanity Plate, Too”

  1. Bashinhammer on April 22nd, 2007 1:40 am

    LOL!

    Once again Damh, I have to clean coffee off my computer screen after reading your latest post. At least it didn’t come out my nose this time…

    Nice ride…

    -Bash

  2. Amanna on April 22nd, 2007 1:36 pm

    MMmmmmmmm….. You say “pussycat” fresh???

    Amanna thinks she needs to get a little CLOSER to that big red lug of a kitty.

  3. Lance on April 22nd, 2007 9:59 pm

    What does the vanity plate read though, Mine reads NRFLCKS. LOL

  4. Anonymous on April 23rd, 2007 1:39 pm

    the only thing better than doing something you love is getting payed to do it………..

    Adrus/Yen

    p.s. plus i don’t think WI has a word verification =P

  5. Vorian on April 23rd, 2007 1:54 pm

    while it might be “be outlandish and childish” to do it over at WI…… so i’ll do it here

    WE WANT OUR BRK!!!! :D

  6. Vorian on April 23rd, 2007 4:07 pm

    Oh and something else i think you should push/ask for…

    A BRK flag/tag/label in the features list on the right hand side of the WI home page.

  7. Damh on April 23rd, 2007 5:14 pm

    Never fear! BRK’s List of Demands is cloggin our harddrive. Our first “feature” is written - if it’s accepted - and our brain is so full of ideas it’s leaking out our ears.

    The Man (who’s a woman) at WI says things are happening. We shall see.

  8. Vorian on April 23rd, 2007 9:31 pm

    FYI,

    Demands for BRK have started to pop up in WI comments. LOL

  9. Bobflintston on April 23rd, 2007 10:39 pm

    Is German Enginering a better option for a Hunter than Goblin or Gnomish?

  10. Wowpeon on April 24th, 2007 8:12 am

    @bob: Well it does begin with a ‘G’ and it does have that “Far-flung luck technique” that the Gnomes seem to favour. :)

  11. Huma on April 24th, 2007 12:03 pm

    Problem here BRK..

    From worksplace I can’t access the wowinsider.. what now? can u copy-paste ur articles here?? that would be a huge help.. really..
    ^_^

    H.

  12. Bobflintston on April 24th, 2007 12:18 pm

    No articles on WI and no articles on BRK. Is anybody issuing methadone for those suffering from BRK withdrawal symptoms. I agree with Vorian.

    WE WANT OUR BRK!!!!

  13. Vorian on April 24th, 2007 1:45 pm

    Well I did my morning read through of WI…. Still no BRK :(

    And I noticed that the demands for BRK have been deleated from the comments. So at least they heve been heard/read.

  14. Vorian on April 24th, 2007 1:49 pm

    Found this in one of the posts\comments:

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    5. I agree with #5…where is the “Big Red Kitty”? I’m suffering from BRK withdrawal. ;P

    Posted at 12:34PM on Apr 23rd 2007 by Karanna
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    6. Daniel’s account was set up this morning.

    However, spamming in our comments is not going to make things go any faster. Getting a new blogger set up takes some time. First there’s paperwork and administrative nonsense. And once you’re through all that, there’s a learning curve for figuring out our system and our formatting standards.

    Posting “We want BRK!” is not going to get his first post out sooner. In fact, since I am presently responding to these comments instead of e-mailing him about his first posts, it may be slowing down the process. (No, I’m sorry, I can’t read posts, write e-mail, read comments, and respond to comments all at the same time.)

    Posted at 4:45PM on Apr 23rd 2007 by Elizabeth Harper
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  15. Vorian on April 24th, 2007 4:34 pm

    my only reply to this is woot,

    And Its Dahm or BRK. I know of no daniel. lol

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