So What Do You Want to Smell Like?

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It was suggested by a wild-n-crazy reader that our subtitle is a bit out of date, pre-BC, not with the times, not particularly “funky”…

Not Funky? Well, ok, that tears it; BRK is the funkmeister and won’t have his funkiness-quotient challenged.

So we need a new subtitle. You know what that means, right?

BRK’s Top Ten Suggestions for a New Title

10. If you smell like Roasted Clefthoof, run

9. If you smell like a Priest, run (yum!)

8. If you smell like a Druid with a toe fetish, run (wrooww!)

7. If you smell like Rogue, we see you and it’s already to late for you

6. If you smell like a Warrior, we’ll go upwind

5. If you smell like a Paladin, we’d like to borrow your Febreeze

4. If you smell like a Shaman, you probably taste like chicken

3. If you smell like a Mage, your dress is gonna floss our teeth

2. If you smell like a Hunter, you are the envy and object-of-desire of many; you look mahvelous

1. If you smell like Murmur, the last boss in Shadow Labs, we’re gonna hunt you until you drop our Sonic Spear. We’re gonna give you no rest, no time to recuperate, nothing resembling sleep in any form. We will be relentless to the point of insanity as the madness takes us over the edge. Do you want that on your conscious? We didn’t think so.

Did we forget any? You can remind us in the comments.

Blog | April 24, 2007

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9 Responses to “So What Do You Want to Smell Like?”

  1. Vorian on April 24th, 2007 7:29 pm

    I would go with:

    1) Roasted Cleffhoof (sp?)
    2) Talbauk Steak (sp?)
    3) Sporeling Snacks

  2. Kelektra on April 24th, 2007 8:09 pm

    If you smell like freshly killed meat, nice to meet you!.

    ???

    :P

  3. Excaliber1 on April 24th, 2007 8:36 pm

    i like #2. :P toe fetish ftw xD

  4. Anonymous on April 24th, 2007 9:24 pm

    if you dont smell you decaing corpse will:)

  5. Mindkiller on April 24th, 2007 9:54 pm

    The #1 works for the psycho huntRZ out there..an in here. Has just the right amount of desperation and angst that so illistrates the mental state of most hunters and highlights the need for greater restrictions on the class as a whole. The significance of said disfunction speaks of the need of every hunter to be the most LEET!!one111 there is on the worldzorz.

    Oh and the toe fetich is so WC2.

    Oh and congratz on the LEETNESS appointment to WOWINSIDER!!!

  6. Anonymous on April 24th, 2007 11:25 pm

    i would go with warp burger….

    adrus/yen

  7. Wowpeon on April 25th, 2007 8:27 am

    Here’s a fancy shortlist:

    5. If you smell like Giselda the Crone, bathe.

    4. If you smell like a Fel Reaver, drop engineering.

    3. If you smell like Roasted Quail, what, get with the program already?!

    2. If you smell like an Elf, we’ll point and laugh.

    1. If you smell like Clefthoof Ribs, run!

  8. Huma on April 25th, 2007 11:56 am

    All in random.. ^_^

    U missed out the gathererm who reached the mineral node 2 sec before you.. :-)

  9. Doyce on May 2nd, 2007 3:28 pm

    Dahm, I actually have a pretty simple code you can drop in your blogger template that will automagically cycle that tagline between a bunch of different options. What I mean is you can put ALL these in a list, and it’ll randomly display one every time the page loads. Shoot me an email at epitaph at fireflywiki dot org if you want it.

    Best.

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