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These Emails Make Me Smile

“I feel like I’m attending my first Huntards Anonymous meeting. I don’t think I belong here but then again, isn’t denial one of the initial stages of addiction? Let me give you some detail.

“When I first started playing, I dipped into the WOW collective subconscious and pulled out the ubiquitous Night Elf hunter…with white hair no less. I proceeded to level up quickly, as is the benefit and the bane of the soloing hunter noob. The benefit is obvious to any hunter. I’ll get to the bane in a moment. I tamed a pet (a lovely Ghostpaw Runner) and it got even easier. Soon, I was a killing machine with a killing machine as my best friend. I didn’t need help. In fact, I didn’t need much of anything.

“And that’s the bane of the hunter, at least the lazy ones like myself. It’s easy to put yourself on autopilot, with your pet as your wing man. It’s easy to knock out consistent dps numbers, as long as you don’t become a melee hunter, which I am fortunate enough to have avoided.

“So, I leveled and I leveled. And then I leveled some more. Now, as I prepare to hit 66, I realize I have so much yet to learn about being a hunter. It’s not so evident as I run around Outland killing beasts so stupid they’ll attack my pet with me standing next to them watching the bloodbath unfold. I am revealed as a candidate for huntard when I try my hand at PvP. Sometimes I hold my own. Sometimes I don’t. But most of the time I feel I’m not doing everything I could, even when I survive.

“When I first started playing my hunter, I had no idea how to spec the poor bastard. It wasn’t until I educated myself a little that I chose the MM route. It seemed like the thing to do if you want to inflict serious damage. However, I also found that my pet was not holding aggro and, well, you know the rest.

“Then, one day, I came across your blog and I respecced BM, and I never looked back. It was wonderful, as if a new world had opened before me. But my big crits are gone. And I fear PvP because of that.

“I guess I’m looking for a little encouragement my BM brother. Tell me everything will be alright. Tell me I’ll eventually be a PvP master. Tell me if I get ganked by a rogue I won’t be forced to watch as he slices me up. Tell me I just have a lot to learn. Lie to me if you have to but don’t tell me I’ll have to give up Bestial Wrath. I don’t think I could handle that. Kindestcut”

Do you know how much we love getting your emails? We get home at night and have 10-20 “Dear BRKs” waiting for us. Some are simple questions, some atta-boys, and some, like this, are heartfelt outpourings of consciousness. We believe that this is what makes BRK the Blog so special: You.

One cannot say stuff like this on the WoW Forums without be trolled to death, which is why we want this to be a place for all hunters to come, sit back, kick your shoes off, and just Be. :)

The root question of Kindestcut’s email is: Is BM viable in PvP.

D@mn right it is.

First, let’s separate PvP from Arenas, shall we? When one peruses the better arena teams, you’ll see they have very similar makeups. There are certain classes and specs of those classes that are very successful and others that are not. Holy paladins are big time in arenas, holy priests are not. Marksman hunters are, BM bunters are not.

It would be very inappropriate of us to comment on why some specs don’t fall into the realm of Arena Worthy because we don’t do arenas. We have neither the time nor the inclination to investigate that aspect of the game.

But for other PvP, we have truck-loads of experience as both a Survivalist and Beastmaster in battlegrounds and dueling. All three specs have fabulous characteristics that can be skillfully applied in PvP. The trick is to apply your spec to the job for which it is best suited. And that job depends on your gear, your experience, and your desire.

In Alterac Valley and Arathi Basin, we guarded flags. Beastmaster was incredible for this. BigRedKitty would destroy anybody one-on-one who tried to take our flag. Anybody. Those eighteen seconds of god-like power basically guaranteed our success.

In Warsong Gulch, we played the mid-field healer-killer. Find the healer and kill him was our raison d’etre. We thought of it as a chess game, sacrificing a pawn for a bishop. Yes, we’d wade into a pack of horde, target that priest, pop Bestial Wrath and that priest had no chance. If we had no backup we’d die too, but the trade-off seemed advantageous.

As a Survivalist, we were a crit machine. Back in the pre-BC days, when 2000 health for a mage was average, we’d still guard graveyards, but would also play defense with passion. Sitting high up on a hill over Stormpike Graveyard and holding that choke point, we’d find a squishy, Aimed Shot him and pray for a crit. Down goes the squishy, retarget, repeat. Fire through the mountain, concussive shot those bear-form druids and let the rogues eat them for lunch.

The current Beastmaster spec is nicely suited for all these tasks. The huge increase in health for all classes means that you must be able to keep range for greater lengths of time.

And if you do get ganked by a rogue, Beastmaster is your best chance for survival. His slowing poisons will have no effect and, since he wears leather, your pet will eat him alive. Use your Snake Trap on him and let him feel what it’s like to be poisoned.

PvP and Beastmaster? Yeah. You’re gonna be fine.

BRK on WoW Insider is on Countdown

You bet it is. The Editors have closed their eyes, held their collective noses, and given a thumbs-up to the latest BRK thinly-disguised-as-writing screed to be published. We believe 3:00pm is our target for launch.

In what has become tradition, it’s time for the BRK Self-Flame of Perpetual Indulgence.

“I graduated high school only because of the illegal and immoral activities I volunteered to endure at the hands of Miss McArthy, A.A.R.P., my 12th grade English teacher. My inability to type with my swollen and infected fingers is only surpassed by my limited and often double-vision that has resulted from keeping my second LCD looping bestiality p@rn. My experience with a hunter consists of watching Lord of the Rings 109 times in its entirety, alone, in the dark, with a crate of soggy Doritos I found beside the dumpster at 7-11.

“And I could write a better column than BRK.”

Edit: Well, it worked. Our self-flame wasn’t stolen by our good friend and posted as his own. D@mn shame, actually.

Our First Heroic. Do Mages Just Suck?

Heroic Slave Pens. Why? Because it’s there and for Badges of Justice. We looked at the BoJ Gear and saw one or two pieces that are kinda nice. Ring and a cape, if we remember correctly. Although we’d rather run Kara than Heroics.

BM hunter, protection warrior, some kind of rogue, holy priest, and a Aggro-Grabbin’ Fire Mage. Yeah, you know the kind. Whatever that spell is they cast that crits and grabs aggro on the first hit, this guy wouldn’t stop. We took down two bosses and called it a night due to the heavy repair bills we suffered because we wiped so many times. It wasn’t our tactics that were bad. That silly mage got himself killed every other pack and, when his sheep broke, it murdered the priest immediately and that was it.

Over and over again. Sheesh. But anyway.

Can Hobbes off-tank in Heroic Slave Pens? Yes. Can a BM hunter trap in a heroic? Yes. Do the trash mobs hit a lot harder? You’re d@mn skippy they do. We were never one-shotted, but we did take a beating.

As you may have noticed, the posting has been a little slow. This is, of course, due to our WoW Insider column being run today. We wanted to make it offensive, but not offensive; a delicate touch was required. If we recall correctly, we called everybody a, “…bunch of tree-climbing, bed-wetting communists.”

Also, we’ve been chatting with another blogger and having a total blast.

We’ve had stacks of emails at the BRK Center for Malfeasance and Inappropriate Corporate Behavior. We think we’ve send a reply to them all, but if we missed you, “Hello!”. The email questions shall soon become some nice - we hope - blog posts. Now’s the time for ‘em as our next column is a whole seven days away.

Moony! We Want This

OK, small ethical problem. We want to show a pic and use it as a link to a fabulous story. Normally with a copyrighted picture, we’d show the pic using the “Use Picture URL” feature so we weren’t “stealing” an artist’s work. However, that web site does not allow us to grab the pic’s URL. So do we cut-and-paste and give due credit, or just ignore the story? We’re gonna go with the Give Full Credit route. If we’re wrong, we apologize.

What does a real-life Big Red Kitty look like? Here ya go.
Thank you Westley Hargrave, wherever you are.

The Biggest Mistake We’ve Ever Made? Maybe

You’ve asked for it, we’re finally gonna do it. We cannot believe we’re doing it. We’re outta our minds. This is totally insane. It’ll probably fail miserably.

But what the hell.

Two shirts each for men and women, a sticker, the baby outfit, mug… and two items we were dared to include. So we included them.

Big Red Kitty Gear for the Discerning Hunter

My god, what have we done?

Edit: This store could not have happened without the incredible talents of the BRK Artist and Chairwoman of the BRK Web Commerce Department, Moony. Thank you Moony, you’re the best!

Double Edit: We’ve added the BRK “Anytime is Beer-Time” Stein and the BRK “This is MY BEER!” Coaster. They don’t do shot glasses, but perhaps Moony has a solution. We’ll ask.

Skettis and Khaz Mandate a Small Talent Change

We’re doing boat-loads of damage in Khaz and we’re dumping lots of pet heals, so we’ve decided to run with Aspect of the Viper for a while. During Curator last night, we ran out of mana even after quaffing two superior mana potions.

Also, we’ve been farming our Sha’tari Skyguard rep by murdering Arakoa by the thousands. When we can see the Talon Priests, we’re taking on three, and sometimes four, of these guys - invisible and regular - at a time. It sure would help if Hobbes were a little stronger defensively in these situations.

What does these situations mean? Improved Aspect of the Hawk is gonna go away. Remember, IAotH will only proc if you have Aspect of the Hawk active. Without it, IAotH is a worthless talent. So, while our current spec is very high DPS, we’re gonna throttle it a bit by running AotV and dump IAotH. For that sacrifice, we’re gonna buff our pet a little to handle the Skettis questing we’re enjoying.

This new spec is not a “better” spec, but a “different” spec built for our specific situation.
The five points from IAotH have gone to 3/3 Thick Hide, Bestial Swiftness, and 1/2 Bestial Discipline.

Why Bestial Discipline? Because we’re gonna run Growl a lot. In Karazhan, we have it turned off 99% of the time. In Skettis, it’s always on and we need that Focus to turn Hobbes into a better tank; something he is not used to being.

Could we have done without Bestial Swiftness and gone 2/2 in Bestial Discipline? Sure. Would we argue against such a spec? Nope. But we love speed here at BRK; the faster something dies, the less chance it has of killing us first.

Boring ol Karazhan and Other Stuff

Curator down, Chess Event down. Damage Meters were hosed with three hunters, their pets, and someone who who did a sync-clear 25% of the way through.

Oh yeah, no phat loot either.

Avoidance rocks the Casba. This spell is an unqualified success.

Pet Mend rocks my Heart. This spell is my new love.

When Blizz says the Sha’tari Skymaster quests need three people, they ain’t kidding. Holy garbanzo beans these four bosses are a beyotch. We’ve killed, and are gonna have to keep killing, Arakoa by the hundreds just to do each boss. One down, three to go.

And to all you folks at the Gnomeland Security Council, get Fille some bling. Now.

Taming Pet Bug/Feature


The good folks at Petopia are all over this. Go read.

More Karazhan, More Uber-DPS, Still No Gear

Finished the Theater Event, couldn’t finish Curator. Legacy dropped, but there was another hunter was with us and he won the roll.

/sigh

We got the snot beat out of us tonight; we were the most-damaged non-tank. Don’t know why, but we also got the fewest heals besides the three healers themselves and the rogue.

The Raid Leader was astonished at our damage and we got a promotion to full-time Raid Member.

Respect from our peers vs. Phat Loot. Hmmm…

Edit: See the other hunter, Laurayle? He is our guild’s Hunter Officer. He just respec’d Beastmaster after that Kara run.

“Damh, your gear is ok, but I’ve got Kara gear and you destroyed me in the meters. Can you get on vent and give me a few pointers?”

/blush

Just a Little Something, Hardly Worth Mentioning


“Interesting post over on the main boards, here is the link: http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=106670871&sid=1&pageNo=3

“About halfway down you’ll notice a Hunter from Death and Taxes posted a screenshot of a DamageMeter on a recent SSC run. Guess what class and spec the #1 DPS is? That’s right, a 41/20 BM Hunter.

“Here is a post from DnT website talking about their recent respecs to BM and the success they’ve had since: http://www.dtguilds.com/forums/showthread.php?t=7316

“Interesting that a top raid guild is finally coming to the realization that you have been saying for months… BM roxxors!! Krytan, lvl 69 NE Hunter on Dalaran”

Of course, that’s +5 BRK Cool Points to Krytan.

/whistle softly
/rock back and forth on heels
/smile politely

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