So what do you do when your Internet is shot to h#ll? We take a long lunch and give the IT folks a chance to fix it. If it ain’t up in that 90 minutes, we go the heck home. Shazzam!

Well we’re back today, feeling a little less stressed about our backload of work and trying to catch up on everything. And we have our homemade raspberry latte so things are looking up.

How about we start with something sure to fuel the flame-fires, shall we?

“BRK, have you seen this hunter macro:

#showtooltip Steady Shot
/script UIErrorsFrame:Hide()
/castsequence reset=3 Steady Shot, Auto Shot
/cast [exists,target=pettarget] Kill Command
/script UIErrorsFrame:Clear(); UIErrorsFrame:Show()

Regards, Tosviolation”

Yup, we’ve seen that. For the non-macrophiles out there, what this thing is designed to do is to allow a hunter to just spam the beejezus out of a single button and capture every Kill Command as it becomes available while simultaneously firing Steady Shot whenever its cooldown is up. The inherent problem with the macro is that it will throw errors all over your screen. The author has “solved” that problem by turning off the error frame, clearing it, and then showing it again to reset the system.

In the programming world, this is called a Kludge. It is inelegant, inefficient, and wasteful.

It’s like strapping a nitrous kit made from a used fire extinguisher on your Porsche 911 Turbo.

It’s like putting John Travolta in drag on Desperate Housewives.

It’s like letting Barney have a guest-appearance on a Bugs Bunny / Road Runner cartoon.

It’s like letting Larry the Cable Guy be the first man on Mars.

It’s like that British game show opera singer who won their television talent contest on the same stage as Pavarotti back when he could hit nine tenor high C’s without breaking a sweat.

It’s like BRK being survival spec. (Note: don’t check our armory profile; it’ll freak you out and you haven’t heard the story behind it or what the h#ll we’re doing. Don’t worry, everything is fine and we’re not on smack or under the influence of a suspicious redhead, for whom we have been known to do some really stupid things.)

You are a Hunter! You have so much more to offer than Steady/Auto spamming. If you’re incapable of smacking Kill Command when it procs then you need more help than a macro can provide. If this macro increases your DPS you’ve been AFK-Fighting for too long; put the nachos down and use two hands to play.

Macros should be used to make complex tasks more simple, not make simple tasks more complex.

Edit: Tosviolation as a name ranks right up there with Thunderpants. We totally dig it.