It *Really Is* TJ’s Long-Lost Brother
Renoobed. Starring Mabd the Orc Hunter. What can you expect? Here’s a snippet:
Mabd, proud mistress of all fanged damaging things, called him out.
“You don’t understand! MM just does sooo much more damage.”
“Duel me, traitor.”
“You’re only 67, I’d crush you.”
“Traitor and coward. Nice combo for a cow.”
“Mabd, I wept when I respecced… please don’t give me a hard time…”
“/spit”
Duel went down in garadar. Well, actually, 4 duels. He got me down to a third of my health. Once. Which I posted in guild chat.
“Much better! That time you got me down to a third!”
His response…
“OMFG! You’re pure evil!”
K. It wasn’t the builds. The poor guy was a huntard. His pet… a bear. His weapon… honed voidaxe. How to recognize a huntard? Honed frikkin voidaxe is a good clue.
RedForty on 30 Jul 2007 at 11:34 pm #
I Lol’d!
Traz on 31 Jul 2007 at 12:20 am #
The Honed Voidaxe speaks volumes (+31 strength???)
It’s a bit like people who mix up there, their and they’re… always a good measure of litrassy
Hamish on 31 Jul 2007 at 2:44 am #
Heheh Honed Voidaxe… heheh bear… wait a moment! I have a bear! DOH!
In my defense, I don’t really do a lot of PvP, and the idea of getting another pet apart from my lovely white bear seems a tad like… being unfaithful. “Oh you want to stick me in the stable while you go PvPing with that shameless kitty or ravager hussy, do you? Well I’ll remember this buddy - next time you send one of those Water Elementals over to me in SV, maybe I’ll just fall over dead and send the ele off to beat the crap outta the healer and wipe the group. Does that sound good? Well, fine then.”
I probably should train up a Ripfang Lynx for PvP though, it makes sense.
Dobs on 31 Jul 2007 at 3:00 am #
Heh. Kinda reminds me of a few nights back.
Hunter joined the guild. Guy I work with. Asks no questions ingame, but hits me up for answers all day at work. *shrug* He forgets half of what I tell him.
So, I have patiently tried to teach him the onetrueway ™. But, have had limited success.
Long story short, he says he wants to duel. He’s 26. My main is 70, so, not gonna happen. So i hope on an alt. level 23. Another hunter. Survival specced (been trying it for giggles, hence, why the alt is only 23 after like 6 months….). I go to duel him. Do an inspect. Get my ass kicked the first time I’m laughing so hard. Half his gear was WHITE clothie items.
Then procedeeded to kick his ass about 6 times in a row before the onetrueway ™ started to make itself clear.
Moral of story: still not the best hunter, but given a few more days of learning, possibly his days of huntardedness shall end….
Dobrynya & Bogatyrr.
Doogie on 31 Jul 2007 at 4:52 pm #
I can almost see where the guy was coming from, with the Agi and the Stam. But good Lord, drop the Warrior weapon and get yourself Terokk’s Quill until you can grab either the HH halbard or Sonic Spear. (Which, BTW, has dropped in each of our last two SL runs. It’s just not a good replacement for my Warrior, so it got sharded last time after one of our Hunters nabbed it the time before. Don’t kill me.)