You may or may not be aware that BlizzCon 2007 is happening right now. For our field representatives, this presents a unique and rare opportunity to learn more about the possible 2008 WoW expansion and we cannot pass it up.

Thus, several partially-inebriated and completely-disheveled Blizzard programmers have been captured, gently interrogated, detoxed, rigorously re-interrogated, and released back into the wild. Their sputtering and mostly incoherent blatherings were assembled and decoded by the highly trained yet woefully underpaid staff of the BRK Cryptoanalysis and Wendy’s Baconator Research Facility. Their findings were both frightening and heavily salty:

Top Ten Possible Names of the Next WoW Expansion

10. World of Warcraft: 100% Ret Pally Free

9. World of Warcraft: First Night Elves, Then Blood Elves, Now Ovaltine Elves

8. World of Warcraft: The Rise of Hogger

7. World of Warcraft: If You’re Not First, You’re Last

6. World of Warcraft: All Booterang, All the Time

5. World of Warcraft: Just When You Thought You Were Out, You Get Pulled Back In

4. World of Warcraft: Dobby’s Revenge

3. World of Warcraft: So Long, and Thanks for All the Draenei

2. World of Warcraft: Only Runs on a Quad Xenon Processor

1. World of Warcraft: Kill Things, Make Stuff, Send Us Your $15 Already