She’s Asking for Help? That’s Gotta Be Illegal
We call out for fireflies, and these two nice night elves show us what they look like. These thingamajiggers are the source of TJ’s ire at the moment, and the focus of our little bet.
Of course, now she’s asking for help and making promises of cookies to those who will rid her farming area of some rare elite spawn. Frankly, we think this totally violates the spirit of the bet, if not the actual terms. Thus, we shall follow suit.
If you’re on Drenden and want to go out to Zangermarsh and slap down a few hundred Bogflair Needlers just to thin the herd out, we can’t promise you cookies, but you might just get yelled at from an irate warlock.
“That’s MY needler! Leave it alone! My bugs, all mine!”
Or something equally appropriate. And you might get a non-combat firefly pet, too.
Dobs on 31 Jul 2007 at 1:38 pm #
Well, to be fair, that is one NASTY bogwalker she wants to be deadified. Nasty. With a capital S.
Only elite it’s level range I’ve found that I can’t figure out a way to actually kill before it turns me into a hunter-burger.
Plus, dude, COOKIES!
Dobrynya & Bogatyrr
TJ on 31 Jul 2007 at 1:44 pm #
You’re dead to me. You’re more than dead to me. You’re… ultra-dead. Ultra dead to me. You’re so dead, I can’t even continue this comm–
Zemulos on 31 Jul 2007 at 1:46 pm #
LOL. I ran in to that rare boglash thing when I was leveling my arms/prot warrior. (41/5/12) I was lvl 67 at the time. It took me about 2.3 seconds to die. Total ownage.
ArmsandFury on 31 Jul 2007 at 2:01 pm #
WHAT?! TJ plays on Drenden? a Non-PvP server (read Wuss Server). She so lost cool points. I mean c’mon with all that rage and anger… PvP is her calling one would think.
/mourn
/shakes head
TJ just not quite as Awesome as yesterday.
/sigh
TJ on 31 Jul 2007 at 2:02 pm #
/eyebrow@ArmsandFury
ArmsandFury on 31 Jul 2007 at 2:25 pm #
You raise that eyebrow all you want… can’t touch me… I’m not flagged!
*cough Wuss cough*
Still love ya tho
Tinwhisker on 31 Jul 2007 at 2:30 pm #
A fellow officer got one of these a little over a week ago. He was fishing for buff food in prep for raid and one of those bugs came up to bother him.
He killed it so he could get back to fishing and BAM! There it was; lucky bastage.
I myself spent a bunch of time grinding for the Magical Crawdad pet. After several weeks of hard fishing I finally got the Mr. Pinchy. He granted 3 wishes and two of them were the non-combat pet.
I’ve got one in the bank fattening up for dinner right now.
bob the goat on 31 Jul 2007 at 4:24 pm #
I’ll give anyone 200G if they kill steal from TJ and get a firefly.
: )
Anonymous on 31 Jul 2007 at 4:29 pm #
i said it before, i’ll say it again… beware of locks bearing cookies
Doogie on 31 Jul 2007 at 4:42 pm #
Hey, I love Warlock cookies. Especially Improved Warlock Cookies.
Anonymous on 01 Aug 2007 at 12:46 am #
Laughing Out Loud
I can so see TJ yelling my bugs mine mine back back I am a happy miser a la Daffy Duck voice.
Locks that make cookies what the fug, they are either dead horde in them or I am a Firefly on Friday nights.
Oh and GL TJ lets us know when you get the bug and how many it took, after reading this story I am ready to go farm with my rogue (ack rogues I know but my Hunter is still a baby)
Rabid
Lance on 01 Aug 2007 at 6:41 am #
Zemulos I am with you on that one I saw him and thought oh I can take and elite 2 levels below me. Ah no not at all it completely worked me. good luck TJ.
Karl on 01 Aug 2007 at 3:02 pm #
are those BOP or BOE?.. and if BOE, what’ are they going for on your server?..
kakalaki on 01 Aug 2007 at 3:39 pm #
I love making locks irate. The fire in their eyes are worth seeing. It’s almost worth /realmtransfer. I’ll help TJ thin out the needlers.
Meduim on 02 Aug 2007 at 3:55 pm #
i saw this yesterday and went to the spot farming those flys and just yet i got one fly dropped /yay
thx brk for completing my zoo xD