Not only should the size of each boss’s loot list increase, the variety of each type of gear should likewise grow. Whenever you hear a sentence like, “Well, the Paladin shield dropped,” the next statement should be, “Which one?” Variety is the spice of life, Blizzard. Each boss dropping 2 of 12 items every frickin week gets old and boring.

How about putting a washroom at the front and back door, each with an attendant. If the raid pays the attendant 1000g, the trash respawn timer is reset.

Where the bloody h3ll is the goblin merchant caravan? Big instance, deadly mobs, you’d think the goblins would setup shop right outside, right? At the very least they’d be at the alliance and horde flightpoints nearby. Cowards.

Don’t forget to keep a Scorpid Sting up on both Attumen and Midnight until they join. We wish we had thought of that idea, but we’ve adopted it whole-heartedly.

There is no more spectacular way to wipe your raid at Moroes than to back up into the dancing elites while trying to get range as you fight Moroes’s trash.

If you’re assigned to chain-trap one of Moroes’s guards, initially trap him at one of the length-wise ends of the room. Once he’s safely trapped, run all the way to the other end of the room and set your second trap. Your mob will have to run the length of the room to get to you once the first trap breaks, and that can add 5-10 seconds to the time he is controlled.

Dwarf hunters have Stoneform and can use it to break Moroes’ garrote. Keep it handy on your action bar.

We don’t even spam Mend Pet when fighting Maiden. Avoidance Rank 2 prevents rapid death, so slapping a Mend Pet when your pet has a debuff or is at 1/2 health is all you need.

Maiden is wearing a jockstrap. Don’t tell us differently.

The Opera events are our favorite, even more so than Chess. It’s a bloody pity there are only three; the possibilities are endless.

For the Big Bad Wolf event, if you are “Little Red Riding Hooded” you can still Feign Death and let your tank grab aggro again. It won’t cure the LRRH but the fight will continue as normal while the debuff wears off.

Can we get some handrails on the bridge to the rear entrance, please? How many people have to die because they can’t hit the water? Perhaps a Bridge Jump of Accuracy should be included in the getting-kara-keyed procedures.

Your pet can definitely help with the Curator’s arcane bombs, don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. A macro to target those bombs, send your pet, and start firing is very handy:

/target Astral Flare
/petattack
/cast Auto Shot

There is way too much trash from Curator to Illhoof/Aran. Can we get an amen?

More books and more procs. The Library is like finding a Whitman’s Sampler box but only the yucky ones are left.

Do we really have to melee the mana feeders, whatever they are, or is someone playing a big trick on us?

What do you think a warlock is thinking when he gets overdose on AoE damage and spams Seed of Corruption for 10 minutes straight on Illhoof? It can’t be good. He or she isn’t gonna buy girlscout cookies or listen a telemarketer on the phone patiently after that fight, no sir.

Next time we go after Shade of Aran, we’re packing our stamina-heavy PvP gear. 9000 unbuffed health is our goal. Less Glass, More Cannon - that’s what we’re saying.