Cause If You Ain’t First, You’re Not a Hunter

BRK » 01 August 2007 » In Gear, WoWInsider »

“BRK, I love you. If it weren’t for the infamous prowess of Mrs. BRK, the fact that you are many many years my senior, that I’m already dating a Shadow priest [and] that [I'm] incredibly intimidating, I would stalk you. That said, PLEASE find your *ahem* manly parts and don’t be afraid to use them on WI, not just on your site. Vixenytli”

What the h3ll is this “many many years my senior” stuff?! We’re totally wiggin’ out! (Is that what the kids say nowadays?)

But aside from that, we are NOT going to allow our… manly parts be challenged. We know exactly where they are and how… um, this could get way beyond the PG-13 rating-limit we’ve set for ourselves if we’re not careful.

And we don’t want to be on the receiving end of [The BRK Ban Hammer].So what are we gonna do about? We’ll tell you what we’re going to do about it. Here’s the title of next week’s column:

BigRedKitty: We’re Just a Big Hairy American Winning Machine

We’ll may get fired, we may get a Bridport prize, we may get both.

Gear, WoWInsider | August 1, 2007

Comments

23 Responses to “Cause If You Ain’t First, You’re Not a Hunter”

  1. Guy on August 1st, 2007 10:39 pm

    Isn’t your hammer a little bit like the “Pally dagger of instant death” with Chance on hit of causing immediate death to the wielders target?

    No one cares because Pallys can’t wield daggers.

    Man.. I must be bored today…

  2. Afrasiab on August 1st, 2007 10:44 pm

    i heard BRK got that hammer by farming hogger for 3 weeks straight.

  3. Someone on August 1st, 2007 10:49 pm

    Funny choice of weapon: one of the 3 the hunter can not use… :)

  4. Misfit on August 1st, 2007 10:55 pm

    Did i ever tell you about the time that i went horse back riding with BRK, but there werent any horses around? Well BRK throws a saddle on my back and rides me around Wyoming for three days. Well wouldnt you know it my stamina increases with each day, and I develop tremendous leg muscles. Yeah tremendous leg muscles. So anyway BRK decides to enter me in the breeders cup, right? Under the name Turkish Delight, and I’m running in second place, and I’m running , and I break my ankle. So anyway their about to shoot me, then someone from the crowd yells out, god bless em, Dont shoot em hes a human! True story.

    - Misfit

  5. Guy on August 1st, 2007 10:56 pm

    I mean look at it!

    It’s got no stats a hunter would actually use!

    Unless… NO! .. BRK is a Melee hunter?

    wtf.

  6. Vixenytli and Gritab on August 1st, 2007 11:00 pm

    It’s my BF that’s intimidating, not me… well, i am too. I guess more so since i’m a hunter… but anyway!!

    I was just encouraging you to be you on WI- So I made you a gift to help. (I hope this works.. i’m not a techy…) -
    http://www.wowitemcreator.com/view/76885/Heroic_Hunter_Belt_of_immunity.html

    enjoy! Now… It binds on equip, so you can give it away if you like, but I wouldn’t want anyone else to have that type of resistance!

    :)

  7. The Diet Coke of Evil on August 1st, 2007 11:01 pm

    Oooooo…can i have that hammer?..i know a couple of people i would LUV to smash thru the fabric of time and never to be heard from again.

  8. Guy on August 1st, 2007 11:16 pm

    Oooooo…can i have that hammer?..i know a couple of people i would LUV to smash thru the fabric of time and never to be heard from again.

    /ducks back into hiding

  9. RabidPoultry on August 2nd, 2007 12:27 am

    Is there a gas leak in here???

    No situps again tonight from all the laughing, and my boss is seriouslly thinking I am nuts or up to something here at work….

    /feigndeath

  10. Jaris on August 2nd, 2007 6:01 am

    ohnoes BRK went melee hunter!!

    /gouge self

  11. Dustin on August 2nd, 2007 7:25 am

    In her defense your picture in the WoW Insider Article today was just a little much. It was a Night Elf but it made you look like a Fairy XD

  12. Rakinishu on August 2nd, 2007 12:44 pm

    too bad hunters can’t use maces >_<

  13. Traz on August 2nd, 2007 12:57 pm

    Totally off-topic, but I just saw the new logo!

    I kept refreshing the page and it kept moving around.

    And now it’s gone.

    Bring it back - I like it.

  14. BRK on August 2nd, 2007 1:04 pm

    You saw nothing. Nothing!

    /shushes traz

  15. Traz on August 2nd, 2007 1:25 pm

    duly shushed…

    (quietly requests more BRK points as shush money)

  16. Anonymous on August 2nd, 2007 1:50 pm

    Misfit, that was so ridiculously random and hilarious I almost fell outta my chair!

    -Silver & Obsidian

  17. Zemulos on August 2nd, 2007 2:07 pm

    LOL, the only thing that hammer is missing is the Fiery Enchant… Then 90% of the hunters on my server would use it >_<

  18. kakalaki on August 2nd, 2007 2:09 pm

    That title for next weeks article is one of the best ever! I feel bad that people are labeling you as melee, so I too came up with a weapon you can use.


    BRK Shotgun of Death

    Hope you enjoy.

  19. Rizzah on August 2nd, 2007 2:53 pm

    yeah, I could totally use a gun that does 335 dps.

  20. Vixenytli and Gritab on August 2nd, 2007 6:09 pm

    ok…. how do you make the links? I tried to… /sniff. can someone tell me?

  21. kakalaki on August 2nd, 2007 6:26 pm

    type:

    [a href="~INSERT URL~"]LINK TEXT[/a]

    Replace [ with <
    Replace ] with >

    and bingo, theres how u do it.

    It will look like this:
    LINK TEXT

  22. BRK on August 2nd, 2007 7:07 pm

    +5 BRK Cool Points to kakalaki for helping out with the link-code. Thank you.

  23. kakalaki on August 2nd, 2007 7:50 pm

    Woot! First cool points for me… my day has been made! what can i buy with BRK Cool Points again? :) Can I switch to Cash-back?

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