BRK to the Rescue. Again.

BRK » 22 August 2007 » In Non-WoW »

“Dear BRK, PLEASE BAIL ME OUT FROM THE HOLE I DUG MYSELF IN YOUR COMMENTS. MAKE THEM STOP SAYING PLEASE. TELL THEM IT’S A FAMILY SHOW. TELL THEM I DON’T ACTUALLY EXIST BELOW THE SHOULDERS. TELL THEM I’M AN ALIEN AND I CAN’T REVEAL ANYTHING OR THE GOVERNMENT WILL TRACK ME DOWN FOR TESTING. TJ”

Gentlemen, please stop saying please. It’s a family show. She doesn’t actually exist below the shoulders. She’s an alien and can’t reveal anything or the government will track her down for testing.

/shakes head and makes another cup of raspberry latte, hopefully remembering to warm the milk first this time

Comments

8 Responses to “BRK to the Rescue. Again.”

  1. tinwhisker on August 22nd, 2007 6:50 pm

    Seriously, it’s not like you just spoke your comments out loud and suffered a slip of the tongue, TJ.

    You actually sat there and typed it out knowing full well what the internet is.

  2. For the Pie on August 22nd, 2007 7:01 pm

    We have a pic of her modeling the tank top, so..uh..part of that doesn’t work.

  3. Zemulos on August 22nd, 2007 7:18 pm

    /apologize to TJ. I hope you don’t feel too uncomfortable with your new fan base. I do appreciate the scoldings you give to BRK, was just hoping I could use you as leverage to get an Arena post that we can all argue about or something.

  4. RabidPoultry on August 22nd, 2007 7:42 pm

    the interweb is a filthy place TJ.

    You knew the job was dangerous when you took it.

    Now gloat like a good girl

    :P

  5. Anonymous on August 22nd, 2007 10:17 pm

    Where is TJ’s link to her blog? I don’t see it with the other BRK”s Links to Good WoW-Blogs.

    Stumpwater and Spot.

  6. RabidPoultry on August 22nd, 2007 10:36 pm

    I’d post it but then we would have to smother you.

    Seriously I think I will let BRK or TJ herself take the heat for posting it.

    Chicken Sheet…
    Why yes I am ty

  7. Traz on August 23rd, 2007 10:13 am

    “She’s an alien and can’t reveal anything or the government will track her down for testing.”

    You’re just making her even more desirable!

    Exciting = desirable
    Scary = desirable
    Unattainable = desirable

    Poor TJ. I can’t see a way out of this…

  8. Anonymous on August 23rd, 2007 3:19 pm

    @TJ

    is this like the intercom bit in Happy Gilmore???

    rofl

    Secmdworst

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