Tomorrow is Mrs BRK’s 40th birthday. If you want to say, “Happy Birthday Mrs. BRK!” in the comments, you are more than welcome. She has often said she should start a Warcraft Widow blog, but then we tell that such a product already exists and she moves on to the next subject.

Our conversation this morning:

BRK: “I’ve been thinking about doing AdSense on my blog.”

Mrs. BRK: “Do it. Tell ‘em Mrs BRK needs the Bam-Bam.”

“You’ve got enough bam-bam, and quit quoting Ricky Bobby.”

“I want Botox.”

“You don’t need Botox.”

“I want Botox around my eyes, then.”

“You don’t need Botox.”

“Then I want a diamond necklace to accentuate my cleavage.”

“I bought you an iPhone!”

“Then I want some eye cream.”

“We will go to Walgreen’s and purchase some eye cream.”

“I want to go to Nordstrom’s and buy eye cream.”

“Let me guess. $50 for half an ounce.”

“No, you’re wrong. It’s $110.”

We found out that our Combat Log was hosed because we screwed up the modification of our config file. Apparently we tried to modify it while WoW was running. Not Good. We have corrected the situation and now have a spiffy, clean, and properly modified config file ready for Friday’s run to Prince.

We saw a 20-stack of Clefthoof hides on the Auction House for 40g. On Drenden, that’s a 33% discount and there was no way we were going to undercut it. So we bought it and put both stacks on the AH for 59g99s. Sold them both overnight. As Mrs BRK says, Ka-ching!

If the Bridgeford Beef Jerky people don’t start making an easier-to-close bag, we may just write them a letter.

If we bought bunches of Honor Hold bullets and Cenarian Expedition arrows, sat outside the Karazhan gates between 6 and 8pm every night, and spammed:

/y Bullets and Arrows for Sale! HH and CE ammo!

and charged a palatable markup, do you think we’d make any money? They’re not soulbound, are they?

Somebody posted a comment on our WoW Insider column that another commenter should start a blog called Big Fat @sshat. Now that’s +5 BRK Cool Point-worthy.

Why does Mrs BRK send us Victoria’s Secret coupons? Do we send her Hanes coupons? You know how bizarre it is to have your boss in your office and have a “$10 Off Any Bra Purchase!” email pop open on the screen?

Oh, we lost our wedding ring. We’ll find it, but wow it’s really missing.

Brigin has a Sonic Spear. He’s a protection warrior in case you didn’t know. He didn’t shard the spear, he just keeps it in his bank. We’re nice to Brig because he’s a great tank and wonderful person, not out of some fear that he’ll link it in guild-chat just to shut us down. Just about every other person in our guild would do that, but not Brig. Yet.

In October, our new computer will either be the new 24″ iMac with the ATI Radeon HD 2600 PRO (256MB) or a custom Mac Pro with the ATI Radeon X1900 XT (512MB). We’re still debating which way to go.

TJ couldn’t throw a rock high enough to hit a car’s windshield. Next suggestion.

If you kill stuff in the Netherwing mine, or Nagrand, or anywhere, just loot the d@mn corpse. Please.

If you’re doing the Race the Dragonmaw Rider quests and you get us shot down twice, we are allowed to give you the digital finger. So sayeth BRK, so let it be done.

Don’t write to BRK and ask us to review your armory profile and not have a scope on your ranged weapon. We’ll pull your hunter license, guaranteed. We did it once today, we’re not afraid to do it again.

The addon is Rating Buster!

We’ll make Rugged Knothide Leather for you, sure. You don’t even have to tip us. Don’t accuse us of stealing because you skipped pre-K and never learned to count.

The [Auchenai Boots] come from a quest to kill Murmur. We finished that quest this week. We are the worst quest-trackers ever.

On Drenden, why is Halaa always controlled by the Alliance? On Khaz Modan, why was Silithus always controlled by the Horde? Why is the EPL controlled by the Alliance? Why is the only real battle in Terrokar Forest? Those PvP spirit towers flip-flop like astable multivibrators.