You want the link to our GM’s critkin blog? OK, don’t say we didn’t warn you, though.

The BoP FAQ:

Fiodrahal? Fiodraphal? Don’t bother; it’s just Fio, (Phi’-oh or Phee’-oh).

He has a propensity to discover alchemy recipes during raids.

Puns. Be innoculated and insulated or don’t visit.

Do not taunt the BoP. He controls the raiding schedule!

Do not let him feed his wife candy. A Squeekie Priestie on sugar… you should be afraid.

He cannot tank. He can Boomkin, he can heal. Tanking isn’t in his repotoire.

He is responsible for the lion.

He runs a mean guild-bank. Although most of the cloth-stamina gear we put in there has disappeared…