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Willy Wonka is Hot?

BRK on 24 Nov 2007

Ladies, how does Johnny Depp the have 42% of the vote? Explain yourselves. Is he a protest-vote because we left someone off else our list?

26 Responses to “Willy Wonka is Hot?”

Crystal on 24 Nov 2007 at 6:55 am #

I don’t think he’s particularly attractive, I just figured out of the choices you offered, him playing an undead mage was the most realistic, the one I’d most like to see happen.

That’s my 2 coppers.
Anonymous on 24 Nov 2007 at 7:01 am #

Reading those sentences give the impression that BRK needs sleep.
Anonymous on 24 Nov 2007 at 7:21 am #

Ofc Johnny Depp is the most attractive - AND charming AND a great actor - so give us Don Juan de Marco and not some musclespawning oaf who’s too occupied with the mirror to take any notice of you …
Come on girls fess up - you like him too
Gief Johnny as *drumroll*: The Forsaken Mage *tadaaa*
shahea on 24 Nov 2007 at 7:21 am #

George is older than I prefer; Brad is fun but too pretty; Tom is crazy (and not in the fun kind of way) and creepy; Will runs a close second to Johnny; Matt is a playboy and too caught up in being hot; can’t shake the weird look Jude has in his eyes all the time; Freddie is unknown to me.

Johnny is an oddball, intellectual, fun and just hot, hot, hot. I can’t help it, he just does it for me.

Now, if you’d put Jason Statham on there in a Human Pally role… we can talk. *grin*
Anonymous on 24 Nov 2007 at 8:31 am #

What, no complaints about Gwen Stefani from the last poll?

I personally think the Olsen trolls as Undead mages would be fitting & hilarious. And if they went that route, I would retract my Johnny Depp vote in favor of Jude Law as the BE pally. –He was almost tied for the vote but I think Johnny Depp could actually pull off a decent ad compared to the others on the list.
Someone on 24 Nov 2007 at 9:47 am #

I’m not a girl, but that doesn’t prevent me from throwing my 0.02 in!

I believe the main problem (without even bothering to actually LOOKING at the choices you gave!), is that you probably chose those YOURSELF, rather than allowing a more insightful Mrs. BRK to do the selection…

Just my 0.02, take it with a grain of salt if needed…
Katherine on 24 Nov 2007 at 11:33 am #

And you didn’t give me a chance to choose Meatloaf as a dwarf hunter.
TheChamberlain on 24 Nov 2007 at 12:07 pm #

I picked Johnny because he’s starring in the new Sweeney Todd film due in theatres next month. So that gets my vote for sure. And who gives a hot pile of Tauren turd if Brad Pitt does anything!
Pike on 24 Nov 2007 at 12:18 pm #

I voted the Tom Cruise one because it sounded the funniest. Not a big Tom Cruise fan, but him as a gnome priest? Far more giggly than any of the other options. XD
Anonymous on 24 Nov 2007 at 1:32 pm #

Yes, Jonny Depp is hot. Also, with the exception of Will Smith, the others really do nothing for me.

twww
Destradojo on 24 Nov 2007 at 1:54 pm #

Johnny Depp IS hot, but I was just voting for the Undead option.
Grimmtooth on 24 Nov 2007 at 1:58 pm #

I agree with Someone - next time listen to the missus. Then maybe John Barrowman and Jason Carter (who always make my sweetie sigh) would have made the final cut as well.
Kel on 24 Nov 2007 at 3:23 pm #

once again i have to protest over the lack of anyone at all half decent looking or even NICE on that list. jeez.
Astolat on 24 Nov 2007 at 3:26 pm #

Yeah, Depp is hot. He’s got tons of character and he has a unique look in comparison to all the other “hot” guys. But then I have odd taste in men anyway.
Evil Sheep on 24 Nov 2007 at 5:35 pm #

You forgot the obvious Orlando Bloom as a Blood Elf hunter…
Dez on 24 Nov 2007 at 8:19 pm #

Don’t ask me.

I read the list off to my wife and she jumped at the JD choice like it was chocolate.

What can I say? Women seem to like the guy.
Anonymous on 24 Nov 2007 at 9:22 pm #

Love the site BRK. Very helpful. Love to see more on chain trapping and kiting.

But this is just silly. Am I the only one who’s heard of the test? Back in FFIX (when I played that god-awful game) we had a easy way of telling a Mithra from a Manthra (a female player from a male) disturbingly enough it worked about 85-90% of the time:

Who is hottest?
1) Brad Pitt
2) Tom Cruise
3) Johnny Depp

Almost all females will choose 3. Almost all males either a) complain about the choices or b) choose one of the other options.

Now I’m saying that this was a joke test, nothing more. But that it was even considered a viable option at all should tell you something.

Female btw. And yes I chose Depp. Remember he was also in Pirates of the Caribbean… you know that movie that they never made sequels to.
Anonymous on 24 Nov 2007 at 11:40 pm #

Actually, I lament the lack of my boyfriend as a blueberry shaman.

In all seriousness, Jude Law is perfect as a blood elf paladin.
Doomilias on 24 Nov 2007 at 11:41 pm #

um. im very dissapointed that Christian Bale was left off this list. BE rogue pls.
Mana Battery Bitch on 25 Nov 2007 at 12:08 am #

Johnny Depp any time, any day! I don’t care what he plays either
Adrus on 25 Nov 2007 at 3:25 pm #

I’m a man so as far as who’s hot and who’s not they are all ugly to me but as far as acting and who has put out the best shows is would have to be Johnny Depp. He was great in 21 jump street and Pirates Of The Caribbeans…As far as acting Will Smith would be next since he did play in the all time best show ever made Independence Day with that and irobot it is a VERY close call both are great actors

loony Cloony and brad pit are jokes and i don’t think i ever herd of any of the others did they ever blow any thing up in there movies? =P

P.S. how about Jeff Foxworthy as a dwarf hunter…..
Anonymous on 25 Nov 2007 at 4:52 pm #

Mrs BRK says…

Of course we want to see someone else on the list!! Where the heck is friggin’ Daniel Craig? How many times have I watched Casino Royale (the whole movie?) How many times have I rewinded his coming out of the ocean scene?

Sheesh. Give Mrs BRK some Bam-Bam and add James Bond to the list!
Anonymous on 26 Nov 2007 at 1:36 am #

Ok, I’ll grant ANY James Bond, but that guy. XD

Sorry, Mrs. BRK.
Shake on 26 Nov 2007 at 5:26 am #

hey BRK what are u a Arsenal or West Wam United fan? Fredrik “Freddie” Ljungberg ! lol
Adrus on 26 Nov 2007 at 2:20 pm #

i don’t think there is anything cool enuf for Sean Connery to play in this game…..

maybe a blood elf mage for Pierce Brosnan……
Anonymous on 26 Nov 2007 at 6:13 pm #

Yes, even a stupid Mage like myself knows that Mr. Depp is the hotness.

Denzel might have gotten a few votes too.

Or Maybe Chris Evans…

-Stupid Mage