Everything Hurts, Even That
We’re going to find you. The person who delivered this body-blow of a cold, or flu, or plague, or great big tall frosty glass of “Get Yer Sick @ss In Bed” to our office today is gonna get a beatdown.
Soon. As soon as we can breath.
/collapse
/passout
/twitch
The Last Will and Testament of BRK
We, BRK, being in scrumptious yet totally infected body and halucinating mind, do hereby bequeath the contents, both real and virtual, of the BRK Blog to…
/catatonia
AND GET THAT IGUNA OUT OF THE FREEZER! They don’t like ice cream; we did research.
/collapse
The room is spinning. No, we’re spinning. We’re spinning in the same direction as the room, that’s why nothing is moving! Brilliant!
/sweatflop
I’M KEEPING THAT CAR! It’s got red stripes, so it’s ours. How did you get it on the ceiling fan? Did you go to MIT or something?
/sip grapejuice and gingerale concoction
The web site host shall be paid in monies generated by the United Nation’s BRK Feeds The World Fund. Run by a consortium of Tampa Bay Buccs cheerleaders (PNSfW) and Bobby Flay, the UNBRKFTWF generated a whopping $45 dollars in fiscal ‘06, a number sure to be increased by 10% this year. We’re very excited. Or we would be, if we weren’t dying.
/wheezy snore, the kind where your head weighs 200lbs
FREE PATTON NOW! That was the best war movie ever. Why is it only playing in our left eye?
/greenish chunks of phlegm
POOKA! Look! See, we told you we were sick.
/silenced with a look, a look so deadly only a redhead could deliver it
So sayeth BRK, this 20th day of December 1842. Congratulations on Independence Day, Peru! You rock!
/signed Guadalupe, Princess of the Marshall Islands and Guam
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Bummer dude. Hope you get to feeling better.
Well good to see your humour hasn’t taken a hit…
You might do better if the Patriot Cheerleaders were running things.
Just got back from the Bucs Cheerleader site. What were we discussing again? Oh, yeah, BRK has a virus. Go get some Shower Soothers, man. They’ll clean out the sinuses and put your sick @ss to sleep for 12 hours, best thing for you. Of course, they also look like a urinal tablet, but you can’t have everything.
Get better soon, guru.
Haha, well, you MUST be sick, that was the craziest post you’ve done in a while.
Incoherent but well researched babble.
I give it an 8.5
LOL nice post there BRK.
Sounds like it’s a dose of full-on Man-flu… so a /pat for you
Hey Brk,
Feel better soon man! Don’t need you sick for the holiday WEEKEND!!! Care package of manna biscuts and Gingerbread cookies are in the mail. hehehe
see what happens when you complain about some 37ยบ weather?
lawl, get better soon, n stuff
Get better soon BRK you can’t die on us yet.
You need massive amounts of sustained Nyquil and/or Dayquil dps.
Two questions: 1) What are you on? and 2) Can I have some?
Feel better.
BRK,
Get some Zicam, it works. I started the week with a cold, took the stuff and poof! No more cold. I hear it also works for the flu as well. Good luck and get well soon
Hope you feel better BRK! Don’t really have any drugs to recommend as I’m more a soup-and-sleep kinda person so I’ll go with Lipton Chicken w/ Rice and a comfy bed. Cures just about anything.
Heal well. I look forward to your next post.
Fahr & Bacon
Germ Warfare is it?!
Gonna try sneezing on some og those 25 man raid bosses? or perhaps the alliance are gonna put BRK in a big cardboard box labeled Orgrimmar via Cowtown and release a plague upon the evil Horde!!
Sounds like fun…if only to see BRK trying to fight his way outta the box while milking the man flu for all the sympathy he can. Hope you feel better soon
Beak
hop ya feel better. i’ve been fighting a cold of sorts for 2 weeks now. then again, i’m the type who will only take medicine if i’m on my deathbed. hopefully you’re less stubborn :p
ps- the MIT comment made me laugh ’till a coughing fit overcame me
Hey BRK,
Sorry to hear that you not feeling well, try a good couple of shots of Old No 5 JD a few times a day and that should help out the dizziness. Then have Mrs BRK make some Strider Bird soup with that good wife love’n. That should make you feel better.
Hope you fell better
Galor and Maggie
Seeing as BRK for got to do this in his delirious state, I will do it for him…
/LFG need healer
/pet stay
/pet aggressive
And now we go to the BRK bedside…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mz6DktXFvg4
hey BRK…
Can I have your goldz?
what was it that hunter thompson said, ‘when the going gets weird, the weird go pro.’
time to go pro.
Muhahahaha…we had 25 degree weather in SC that same day. Atleast yours was above freezing. Buck up Buckaroo and drink lots of vodka and OJ. The Vodka will help the OJ get into your blood steam quicker to pass along the healing power of the orange. And even if it take awhile you will start to feel no pain anyway.
BRK, I hope that water tower down the street doesn’t try talking to you like it does to me when I’m feeling under the weather.
Put some 10w30 soup in your gut and get to feeling better.
Up Yours!
Guilder and Gloria
I have one of the vicks shove it up your nose things. Works amazingly well.
Blow my nose, long snuffle. Makes your eyes water but instant clear lungs for at least an hour!
Recommended anti sniffle device in my opinion! Add it to the BRK store!
Whatever cold meds you’re taking, can I have some? Pretty please? =)
My 5yro brought the plague home. I want to strangle the parents who sent their kid to school with it. >.>
Probably one of the funniest post I have had the pleasure of reading, this and perhaps TJ saying she wants to have triplets. Get well soon.
BRK you might be funnier when you’re sick… did you get the car off the ceiling fan yet?