leavebritneyalone.jpgWe loathe alts. Hate hate hate hate hate. Odio a los alts! Ich mag alts nicht!

So we rolled an alt a few days ago. A Paladin. Did we mention that we hate alts?

We leveled to 19, Retribution. Female dwarf, ’cause we love dwarves and we’ve never created a female toon before. Double red ponytails, non-demonic.

We twinked the beejezus out of her because we’ve got about 5000g in the bank with nothing to do. We got her a Searing Blade from the Auction House and bought the mats for the +7 Damage enchant, thank you Kel. We haz light saber! Mail armor, self-heal, two-handed sword, she should do fine soloing, yes?

She’s terrible. She has to body pull everything, can’t stop a runner, has no insta-heals, and has mana-issues that would make a hunter cringe.

Now it could be that she’s too low-level to make such a harsh judgement. Or perhaps we just stink. Every time we got dropped off the bird-bus, we thought our mount-macro was broken. It took until level 18 before we were able to remember that we don’t have a mount.

But she’s not long for this world, that’s for sure. We’re going to roll another hunter.

Why? To make a BRK at Level Ten Hunter Guide Movie! Why we didn’t think of this before, no idea. But it sounds like fun.

More fun that that stupid Paladin, that’s for sure.