Our little priestie alt, Squishette, was inspired by all the talk of our cute short-shorts and the derision they inspired.

poem2.png

We had to keep VFPs name, we hope he absolves us of this sin in the name of Art. Or Bad Art, whatever.

Squishette’s Ode to Pantaloons

Oh nobody knows!
Tiddly pum
How short my hose!
Tiddly pum
How short my hose!
Tiddly pum
Have grown.

And if you care!
Tiddly Pum
To have a stare!
Tiddly Pum
You’d best Beware!
Tiddly pum
Of what’s showin’.