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]]> By: Mithril http://www.bigredkitty.net/2007/12/31/our-list-of-questions/#comment-12971 Mithril Wed, 09 Jan 2008 20:40:20 +0000 http://www.bigredkitty.net/2007/12/31/our-list-of-questions/#comment-12971 That is the best dang guild application questionnaire I have ever read. That is the best dang guild application questionnaire I have ever read.

]]> By: Roger, FCD http://www.bigredkitty.net/2007/12/31/our-list-of-questions/#comment-12570 Roger, FCD Thu, 03 Jan 2008 17:47:31 +0000 http://www.bigredkitty.net/2007/12/31/our-list-of-questions/#comment-12570 1. In 500 words minimum: Noobsauce or Noobcakes? Answers 2a through 10 explain my position quite well, in precisely 383 words. Efficiency at its best. 2a. Shower or Bath? Yes. 2b. Loofah or No Loofah? Loofahs are an inferior product. Squishy-ball-net-thingies are where it's at. 3a. Does your wife/husband/GF/BF/extremely-close-pet understand your addiction to WoW and will they allow you your raiding-time uninterrupted? Yes, provided that I've spent enough time with her leveling our hunters. If not, she sits on the couch behind me and sighs. 3b. Will they provide you with snacks? Yes! I like cookies! 3c. Will you share? /cookie 4a. Can you read a WoWWebStats report? Yes. 4b. If we tell you, “You need to do XYZ to improve your DPS, just look at the WWS report,” are you going to throw a temper-tantrum and gquit? /gquit. I don't DPS, I tank. If you want me to improve my DPS then you need a nice round plate of Foolghetti with Noobsauce. A warm glass of StooFu would probably go down well too. 4c. If you see we’re clueless about your class and offer you advice that makes no sense, will you smack us over the head, explain your playstyle, offer WWS reports as a rebuttal, call us Noobilicious, and demand a small sacrifice in your glorious honor? Small sacrifice? You set your expectations too low. I will demand a burnt offering of a Bull, three chickens, two geese and a goat to assuage my terrifying anger and return a peaceful countenance to my visage. 5a. Do you want to PvP? Only if I get to stay Prot Specced. 5b. Do you understand that this guild is a raiding guild, not a PvP guild? Yes. 5c. Do you understand that doing PvP during raiding times isn’t the schiznit? If I hear "But we're on the last boss!" one more time while I'm sitting alone at the summoning stone, I swear, hard drives are going to fry. 5d. Do you understand that the majority of this guild is not interested in PvPing full-time and that any effort on your part trying to convince them otherwise is just going to upset the apple cart? Wait, people PvP for reasons other than nobody else wants to go on your umpteenth Heroic Mech run because Sun Eater hasn't dropped? 6a. There are certain people who love to talk in vent and other who just listen. Are you a yapper or a lurker? Either-or question where at least one of the statements is true? Check. The answer is: Yes. 6b. Do you understand that listening in vent and responding in chat is one thing, but passing critical information during a raid should be spoken, not typed? Typing important information would deprive you of the ability to swoon at my rich baritone, I wouldn't think of it! 6c. Do you understand that having fun is great, but should mostly be accomplished in your private chat-channel instead of clogging vent and the raid-channel? Sweeet. I need more private chat channels. Believe me, typing /14 all the time is annoying. 6d. Do you understand that cheering Fulgor when he does his self-sacrifice before every Maulgar attempt and for all other designated Fun Things, that Vent is open for all to yap? Seriously, I've got this picture of a pack of epic'd out Chihuahuas in my head now. 6e. Basically, do you get the concept that Fun is Fun and Work is Work, but Raiding is both and to treat it appropriately? Raiding is fun. Work is work. You only get to have fun if you treat raiding with the respect it deserves though. 7a. When Fio squees, that means epic loot dropped from a trash mob. When BRK squees, he’s probably been given a cookie. When Celli squees, that means we downed a new boss. When Cay squees, that means time hasn’t stopped and the Earth is still revolving. What does it mean when you squee? Usually that I stepped on something warm and unexpectedly crunchy. 7b. Don’t lie, of course you squee. I squee, though it shames me to admit it. 8a. Do you blog? Irregularly. 8b. Do you understand that your name may come up in one of the many guild-blogs? It had better. 8c. Especially if you say/do something especially funny/cool/noobtastic/craptacular? I prefer crab-tacular, Maryland Blue, with some nice Old Bay. But I fully expect to be mentioned at least once a week. 9a. Can you pun? I've just come back from the punitentary. I got sued for punitive damages, but enough puntificating. 9b. Do you understand that your ability to pun will be sorely tested by the GM? The pun is mightier than the s-word. I will subject the GM to punishment beyond belief. 9c. Do you understand that pun-competing with the GM in guild chat is grounds for termination with extreme prejudice by the rest of the guild? So, I'll be getting punted? 10. Do you understand that if you are a shadow priest, you may become the personal property of BRK World Wide Amalgamated and will be henceforth married to his party, for as long as his raiding career shall live? Awesome, good thing I'm a tank. :D Bonus Question: You’re going to meet The Squeekie Priestie, The Diet Coke of Evil, Doom and TJ, Brig and Jerk and Tred and Tuan, the cavalcade of Druids: Fio, Kel, Jace, Shar, Shaz, and Dem, Carlos the Man of Love, LamaaLammaLamaa, Celli and Crux and everybody else who makes AC the insane guild we call Home. This is not a question. Are you sure you want to do this? Wait, you're Alliance? What was I thinking!? Sheeesh. 1. In 500 words minimum: Noobsauce or Noobcakes?
Answers 2a through 10 explain my position quite well, in precisely 383 words. Efficiency at its best.

2a. Shower or Bath?
Yes.

2b. Loofah or No Loofah?
Loofahs are an inferior product. Squishy-ball-net-thingies are where it’s at.

3a. Does your wife/husband/GF/BF/extremely-close-pet understand your addiction to WoW and will they allow you your raiding-time uninterrupted? Yes, provided that I’ve spent enough time with her leveling our hunters. If not, she sits on the couch behind me and sighs.

3b. Will they provide you with snacks?
Yes! I like cookies!

3c. Will you share?
/cookie

4a. Can you read a WoWWebStats report?
Yes.

4b. If we tell you, “You need to do XYZ to improve your DPS, just look at the WWS report,” are you going to throw a temper-tantrum and gquit?
/gquit. I don’t DPS, I tank. If you want me to improve my DPS then you need a nice round plate of Foolghetti with Noobsauce. A warm glass of StooFu would probably go down well too.

4c. If you see we’re clueless about your class and offer you advice that makes no sense, will you smack us over the head, explain your playstyle, offer WWS reports as a rebuttal, call us Noobilicious, and demand a small sacrifice in your glorious honor?
Small sacrifice? You set your expectations too low. I will demand a burnt offering of a Bull, three chickens, two geese and a goat to assuage my terrifying anger and return a peaceful countenance to my visage.

5a. Do you want to PvP?
Only if I get to stay Prot Specced.

5b. Do you understand that this guild is a raiding guild, not a PvP guild?
Yes.

5c. Do you understand that doing PvP during raiding times isn’t the schiznit?
If I hear “But we’re on the last boss!” one more time while I’m sitting alone at the summoning stone, I swear, hard drives are going to fry.

5d. Do you understand that the majority of this guild is not interested in PvPing full-time and that any effort on your part trying to convince them otherwise is just going to upset the apple cart?
Wait, people PvP for reasons other than nobody else wants to go on your umpteenth Heroic Mech run because Sun Eater hasn’t dropped?

6a. There are certain people who love to talk in vent and other who just listen. Are you a yapper or a lurker?
Either-or question where at least one of the statements is true? Check.
The answer is: Yes.

6b. Do you understand that listening in vent and responding in chat is one thing, but passing critical information during a raid should be spoken, not typed?
Typing important information would deprive you of the ability to swoon at my rich baritone, I wouldn’t think of it!

6c. Do you understand that having fun is great, but should mostly be accomplished in your private chat-channel instead of clogging vent and the raid-channel?
Sweeet. I need more private chat channels. Believe me, typing /14 all the time is annoying.

6d. Do you understand that cheering Fulgor when he does his self-sacrifice before every Maulgar attempt and for all other designated Fun Things, that Vent is open for all to yap?
Seriously, I’ve got this picture of a pack of epic’d out Chihuahuas in my head now.

6e. Basically, do you get the concept that Fun is Fun and Work is Work, but Raiding is both and to treat it appropriately?
Raiding is fun. Work is work. You only get to have fun if you treat raiding with the respect it deserves though.

7a. When Fio squees, that means epic loot dropped from a trash mob. When BRK squees, he’s probably been given a cookie. When Celli squees, that means we downed a new boss. When Cay squees, that means time hasn’t stopped and the Earth is still revolving. What does it mean when you squee?
Usually that I stepped on something warm and unexpectedly crunchy.

7b. Don’t lie, of course you squee.
I squee, though it shames me to admit it.

8a. Do you blog?
Irregularly.

8b. Do you understand that your name may come up in one of the many guild-blogs?
It had better.

8c. Especially if you say/do something especially funny/cool/noobtastic/craptacular?
I prefer crab-tacular, Maryland Blue, with some nice Old Bay. But I fully expect to be mentioned at least once a week.

9a. Can you pun?
I’ve just come back from the punitentary. I got sued for punitive damages, but enough puntificating.

9b. Do you understand that your ability to pun will be sorely tested by the GM? The pun is mightier than the s-word. I will subject the GM to punishment beyond belief.

9c. Do you understand that pun-competing with the GM in guild chat is grounds for termination with extreme prejudice by the rest of the guild? So, I’ll be getting punted?

10. Do you understand that if you are a shadow priest, you may become the personal property of BRK World Wide Amalgamated and will be henceforth married to his party, for as long as his raiding career shall live?
Awesome, good thing I’m a tank. :D
Bonus Question: You’re going to meet The Squeekie Priestie, The Diet Coke of Evil, Doom and TJ, Brig and Jerk and Tred and Tuan, the cavalcade of Druids: Fio, Kel, Jace, Shar, Shaz, and Dem, Carlos the Man of Love, LamaaLammaLamaa, Celli and Crux and everybody else who makes AC the insane guild we call Home.
This is not a question.

Are you sure you want to do this?
Wait, you’re Alliance? What was I thinking!? Sheeesh.

]]> By: Honorshammer http://www.bigredkitty.net/2007/12/31/our-list-of-questions/#comment-12495 Honorshammer Wed, 02 Jan 2008 15:09:22 +0000 http://www.bigredkitty.net/2007/12/31/our-list-of-questions/#comment-12495 In 500 words minimum: Noobsauce or Noobcakes? Either, just don't call me late for Raid Time. 2a. Shower or Bath? Shower. It goes faster 2b. Loofah or No Loofah? What's a Loofah? 3a. Does your wife/husband/GF/BF/extremely-close-pet understand your addiction to WoW and will they allow you your raiding-time uninterrupted? Yes 3b. Will they provide you with snacks? Occaisionally 3c. Will you share? Snacks, yes, Wife, no. 4a. Can you read a WoWWebStats report? Aye. 4b. If we tell you, “You need to do XYZ to improve your DPS, just look at the WWS report,” are you going to throw a temper-tantrum and gquit? No. 4c. If you see we’re clueless about your class and offer you advice that makes no sense, will you smack us over the head, explain your playstyle, offer WWS reports as a rebuttal, call us Noobilicious, and demand a small sacrifice in your glorious honor? Probably 5a. Do you want to PvP? On occaision. 5b. Do you understand that this guild is a raiding guild, not a PvP guild? Yes. 5c. Do you understand that doing PvP during raiding times isn’t the schiznit? Yes. 5d. Do you understand that the majority of this guild is not interested in PvPing full-time and that any effort on your part trying to convince them otherwise is just going to upset the apple cart? Yes. 6a. There are certain people who love to talk in vent and other who just listen. Are you a yapper or a lurker? Yapper. 6b. Do you understand that listening in vent and responding in chat is one thing, but passing critical information during a raid should be spoken, not typed? Yes. 6c. Do you understand that having fun is great, but should mostly be accomplished in your private chat-channel instead of clogging vent and the raid-channel? Yes. 6d. Do you understand that cheering Fulgor when he does his self-sacrifice before every Maulgar attempt and for all other designated Fun Things, that Vent is open for all to yap? Yes. 6e. Basically, do you get the concept that Fun is Fun and Work is Work, but Raiding is both and to treat it appropriately? Yes. 7a. When Fio squees, that means epic loot dropped from a trash mob. When BRK squees, he’s probably been given a cookie. When Celli squees, that means we downed a new boss. When Cay squees, that means time hasn’t stopped and the Earth is still revolving. What does it mean when you squee? I just got a major upgrade, hit a milestone, etc. 7b. Don’t lie, of course you squee. 8a. Do you blog? Yes. 8b. Do you understand that your name may come up in one of the many guild-blogs? Yes. 8c. Especially if you say/do something especially funny/cool/noobtastic/craptacular? Yes. 9a. Can you pun? Sometimes. 9b. Do you understand that your ability to pun will be sorely tested by the GM? I do now. 9c. Do you understand that pun-competing with the GM in guild chat is grounds for termination with extreme prejudice by the rest of the guild? So noted. 10. Do you understand that if you are a shadow priest, you may become the personal property of BRK World Wide Amalgamated and will be henceforth married to his party, for as long as his raiding career shall live? Not a Shadow Priest, but I love them. Bonus Question: You’re going to meet The Squeekie Priestie, The Diet Coke of Evil, Doom and TJ, Brig and Jerk and Tred and Tuan, the cavalcade of Druids: Fio, Kel, Jace, Shar, Shaz, and Dem, Carlos the Man of Love, LamaaLammaLamaa, Celli and Crux and everybody else who makes AC the insane guild we call Home. Kind of looking forward to this part. Are you sure you want to do this? Aye. Now is it wrong for me to wish all your Tankadins suddenly gquit so you have a huge need for me? In 500 words minimum: Noobsauce or Noobcakes? Either, just don’t call me late for Raid Time.

2a. Shower or Bath? Shower. It goes faster

2b. Loofah or No Loofah? What’s a Loofah?

3a. Does your wife/husband/GF/BF/extremely-close-pet understand your addiction to WoW and will they allow you your raiding-time uninterrupted? Yes

3b. Will they provide you with snacks? Occaisionally

3c. Will you share? Snacks, yes, Wife, no.

4a. Can you read a WoWWebStats report? Aye.

4b. If we tell you, “You need to do XYZ to improve your DPS, just look at the WWS report,” are you going to throw a temper-tantrum and gquit? No.

4c. If you see we’re clueless about your class and offer you advice that makes no sense, will you smack us over the head, explain your playstyle, offer WWS reports as a rebuttal, call us Noobilicious, and demand a small sacrifice in your glorious honor? Probably

5a. Do you want to PvP? On occaision.

5b. Do you understand that this guild is a raiding guild, not a PvP guild? Yes.

5c. Do you understand that doing PvP during raiding times isn’t the schiznit? Yes.

5d. Do you understand that the majority of this guild is not interested in PvPing full-time and that any effort on your part trying to convince them otherwise is just going to upset the apple cart? Yes.

6a. There are certain people who love to talk in vent and other who just listen. Are you a yapper or a lurker? Yapper.

6b. Do you understand that listening in vent and responding in chat is one thing, but passing critical information during a raid should be spoken, not typed? Yes.

6c. Do you understand that having fun is great, but should mostly be accomplished in your private chat-channel instead of clogging vent and the raid-channel? Yes.

6d. Do you understand that cheering Fulgor when he does his self-sacrifice before every Maulgar attempt and for all other designated Fun Things, that Vent is open for all to yap? Yes.

6e. Basically, do you get the concept that Fun is Fun and Work is Work, but Raiding is both and to treat it appropriately? Yes.

7a. When Fio squees, that means epic loot dropped from a trash mob. When BRK squees, he’s probably been given a cookie. When Celli squees, that means we downed a new boss. When Cay squees, that means time hasn’t stopped and the Earth is still revolving. What does it mean when you squee? I just got a major upgrade, hit a milestone, etc.

7b. Don’t lie, of course you squee.

8a. Do you blog? Yes.

8b. Do you understand that your name may come up in one of the many guild-blogs? Yes.

8c. Especially if you say/do something especially funny/cool/noobtastic/craptacular? Yes.

9a. Can you pun? Sometimes.

9b. Do you understand that your ability to pun will be sorely tested by the GM? I do now.

9c. Do you understand that pun-competing with the GM in guild chat is grounds for termination with extreme prejudice by the rest of the guild? So noted.

10. Do you understand that if you are a shadow priest, you may become the personal property of BRK World Wide Amalgamated and will be henceforth married to his party, for as long as his raiding career shall live? Not a Shadow Priest, but I love them.

Bonus Question: You’re going to meet The Squeekie Priestie, The Diet Coke of Evil, Doom and TJ, Brig and Jerk and Tred and Tuan, the cavalcade of Druids: Fio, Kel, Jace, Shar, Shaz, and Dem, Carlos the Man of Love, LamaaLammaLamaa, Celli and Crux and everybody else who makes AC the insane guild we call Home.

Kind of looking forward to this part.

Are you sure you want to do this? Aye.

Now is it wrong for me to wish all your Tankadins suddenly gquit so you have a huge need for me?

]]> By: Trollin' http://www.bigredkitty.net/2007/12/31/our-list-of-questions/#comment-12492 Trollin' Wed, 02 Jan 2008 05:14:16 +0000 http://www.bigredkitty.net/2007/12/31/our-list-of-questions/#comment-12492 So, I know Shadow Priests pretty well, I figure it couldn't take me that long to level a Nelf to 70 and get me some SS and FSW... Epic Guild is Epic? So, I know Shadow Priests pretty well, I figure it couldn’t take me that long to level a Nelf to 70 and get me some SS and FSW…

Epic Guild is Epic?

]]> By: Jaris http://www.bigredkitty.net/2007/12/31/our-list-of-questions/#comment-12478 Jaris Tue, 01 Jan 2008 16:56:41 +0000 http://www.bigredkitty.net/2007/12/31/our-list-of-questions/#comment-12478 Isn't "For the Horde" yelled as one crashes their automobile into a tree? Please refer below: The Dangers of WoW http://img435.imageshack.us/img435/5610/thedangersofwow5ii.jpg Isn’t “For the Horde” yelled as one crashes their automobile into a tree?

Please refer below: The Dangers of WoW
http://img435.imageshack.us/img435/5610/thedangersofwow5ii.jpg

]]> By: Kran http://www.bigredkitty.net/2007/12/31/our-list-of-questions/#comment-12474 Kran Tue, 01 Jan 2008 06:17:09 +0000 http://www.bigredkitty.net/2007/12/31/our-list-of-questions/#comment-12474 1. In 500 words minimum: Noobsauce or Noobcakes? I would rather be called Noobsauce than noobcakes. No real reason, just the fact that I like G-Love and Special Sauce...And my baby's got Sauce.............. 2a. Shower or Bath? Shower. 2b. Loofah or No Loofah? What in the H3LL is a loofah? 3a. Does your wife/husband/GF/BF/extremely-close-pet understand your addiction to WoW and will they allow you your raiding-time uninterrupted? My wife actually tucked herself in the other night when we raided Steam Vaults....said it was the best night of her life....was that an insult? 3b. Will they provide you with snacks? That's perverted. 3c. Will you share? See 3b. Only more so. 4a. Can you read a WoWWebStats report? I can even post them. 4b. If we tell you, “You need to do XYZ to improve your DPS, just look at the WWS report,” are you going to throw a temper-tantrum and gquit? Here is where honesty kills me....My DPS isn't even CLOSE to BRK...therefore, I doubt I will even be considered...but AIM high. 4c. If you see we’re clueless about your class and offer you advice that makes no sense, will you smack us over the head, explain your playstyle, offer WWS reports as a rebuttal, call us Noobilicious, and demand a small sacrifice in your glorious honor? If you're clueless then we will offer WWS reports (see 4a.) 5a. Do you want to PvP? I suck at PvP....really....I do. 5b. Do you understand that this guild is a raiding guild, not a PvP guild? Um...good. (see 5a.) 5c. Do you understand that doing PvP during raiding times isn’t the schiznit? Um...(see 5b.) However, if the Horde decides to invade our territory (during non-raid times)....you'd better bet your dapper dan man that I will be flagged PvP for as long as it takes to kick some horde A$$. 5d. Do you understand that the majority of this guild is not interested in PvPing full-time and that any effort on your part trying to convince them otherwise is just going to upset the apple cart? Did you read my answers to 5a - 5c? 6a. There are certain people who love to talk in vent and other who just listen. Are you a yapper or a lurker? If I have to type, I'm a lurker...If I can talk, I'm a yapper. 6b. Do you understand that listening in vent and responding in chat is one thing, but passing critical information during a raid should be spoken, not typed? If the big-bad guy is going to squish ANYONE...I'll be the one Squeeing! (yes, I can even read ahead...) 6c. Do you understand that having fun is great, but should mostly be accomplished in your private chat-channel instead of clogging vent and the raid-channel? See previous answers. 6d. Do you understand that cheering Fulgor when he does his self-sacrifice before every Maulgar attempt and for all other designated Fun Things, that Vent is open for all to yap? Well, never been there...so...maybe?! 6e. Basically, do you get the concept that Fun is Fun and Work is Work, but Raiding is both and to treat it appropriately? Yes. 7a. When Fio squees, that means epic loot dropped from a trash mob. When BRK squees, he’s probably been given a cookie. When Celli squees, that means we downed a new boss. When Cay squees, that means time hasn’t stopped and the Earth is still revolving. What does it mean when you squee? See 6b. 7b. Don’t lie, of course you squee. Ok...you got me. If I see a purple item, I'm gonna SQUEE....like a pig...what...no one has ever seen Deliverance?! 8a. Do you blog? I read them...frequently. 8b. Do you understand that your name may come up in one of the many guild-blogs? I'm not real - only made up. 8c. Especially if you say/do something especially funny/cool/noobtastic/craptacular? At this point in the interview, noobtastic would be an improvement. 9a. Can you pun? Can you farce? 9b. Do you understand that your ability to pun will be sorely tested by the GM? Do you understand that my ability to farce is non-existent? 9c. Do you understand that pun-competing with the GM in guild chat is grounds for termination with extreme prejudice by the rest of the guild? What's a pun? Doesn't sound punny to me. Any pun for a raid? Pun, can you get me another drink? Gotta farce...mmm, that feels better... 10. Do you understand that if you are a shadow priest, you may become the personal property of BRK World Wide Amalgamated and will be henceforth married to his party, for as long as his raiding career shall live? I'm not a shadow priest, therefore, I'm immune. Bonus Question: You’re going to meet The Squeekie Priestie, The Diet Coke of Evil, Doom and TJ, Brig and Jerk and Tred and Tuan, the cavalcade of Druids: Fio, Kel, Jace, Shar, Shaz, and Dem, Carlos the Man of Love, LamaaLammaLamaa, Celli and Crux and everybody else who makes AC the insane guild we call Home. Are you sure you want to do this? I just spent 2 minutes answering these questions and you ask me if I'm sure?............ 1. In 500 words minimum: Noobsauce or Noobcakes?

I would rather be called Noobsauce than noobcakes. No real reason, just the fact that I like G-Love and Special Sauce…And my baby’s got Sauce…………..

2a. Shower or Bath?

Shower.

2b. Loofah or No Loofah?

What in the H3LL is a loofah?

3a. Does your wife/husband/GF/BF/extremely-close-pet understand your addiction to WoW and will they allow you your raiding-time uninterrupted?

My wife actually tucked herself in the other night when we raided Steam Vaults….said it was the best night of her life….was that an insult?

3b. Will they provide you with snacks?

That’s perverted.

3c. Will you share?

See 3b. Only more so.

4a. Can you read a WoWWebStats report?

I can even post them.

4b. If we tell you, “You need to do XYZ to improve your DPS, just look at the WWS report,” are you going to throw a temper-tantrum and gquit?

Here is where honesty kills me….My DPS isn’t even CLOSE to BRK…therefore, I doubt I will even be considered…but AIM high.

4c. If you see we’re clueless about your class and offer you advice that makes no sense, will you smack us over the head, explain your playstyle, offer WWS reports as a rebuttal, call us Noobilicious, and demand a small sacrifice in your glorious honor?

If you’re clueless then we will offer WWS reports (see 4a.)

5a. Do you want to PvP?

I suck at PvP….really….I do.

5b. Do you understand that this guild is a raiding guild, not a PvP guild?

Um…good. (see 5a.)

5c. Do you understand that doing PvP during raiding times isn’t the schiznit?

Um…(see 5b.) However, if the Horde decides to invade our territory (during non-raid times)….you’d better bet your dapper dan man that I will be flagged PvP for as long as it takes to kick some horde A$$.

5d. Do you understand that the majority of this guild is not interested in PvPing full-time and that any effort on your part trying to convince them otherwise is just going to upset the apple cart?

Did you read my answers to 5a - 5c?

6a. There are certain people who love to talk in vent and other who just listen. Are you a yapper or a lurker?

If I have to type, I’m a lurker…If I can talk, I’m a yapper.

6b. Do you understand that listening in vent and responding in chat is one thing, but passing critical information during a raid should be spoken, not typed?

If the big-bad guy is going to squish ANYONE…I’ll be the one Squeeing! (yes, I can even read ahead…)

6c. Do you understand that having fun is great, but should mostly be accomplished in your private chat-channel instead of clogging vent and the raid-channel?

See previous answers.

6d. Do you understand that cheering Fulgor when he does his self-sacrifice before every Maulgar attempt and for all other designated Fun Things, that Vent is open for all to yap?

Well, never been there…so…maybe?!

6e. Basically, do you get the concept that Fun is Fun and Work is Work, but Raiding is both and to treat it appropriately?

Yes.

7a. When Fio squees, that means epic loot dropped from a trash mob. When BRK squees, he’s probably been given a cookie. When Celli squees, that means we downed a new boss. When Cay squees, that means time hasn’t stopped and the Earth is still revolving. What does it mean when you squee?

See 6b.

7b. Don’t lie, of course you squee.

Ok…you got me. If I see a purple item, I’m gonna SQUEE….like a pig…what…no one has ever seen Deliverance?!

8a. Do you blog?

I read them…frequently.

8b. Do you understand that your name may come up in one of the many guild-blogs?

I’m not real - only made up.

8c. Especially if you say/do something especially funny/cool/noobtastic/craptacular?

At this point in the interview, noobtastic would be an improvement.

9a. Can you pun?

Can you farce?

9b. Do you understand that your ability to pun will be sorely tested by the GM?

Do you understand that my ability to farce is non-existent?

9c. Do you understand that pun-competing with the GM in guild chat is grounds for termination with extreme prejudice by the rest of the guild?

What’s a pun? Doesn’t sound punny to me. Any pun for a raid? Pun, can you get me another drink? Gotta farce…mmm, that feels better…

10. Do you understand that if you are a shadow priest, you may become the personal property of BRK World Wide Amalgamated and will be henceforth married to his party, for as long as his raiding career shall live?

I’m not a shadow priest, therefore, I’m immune.

Bonus Question: You’re going to meet The Squeekie Priestie, The Diet Coke of Evil, Doom and TJ, Brig and Jerk and Tred and Tuan, the cavalcade of Druids: Fio, Kel, Jace, Shar, Shaz, and Dem, Carlos the Man of Love, LamaaLammaLamaa, Celli and Crux and everybody else who makes AC the insane guild we call Home.

Are you sure you want to do this?

I just spent 2 minutes answering these questions and you ask me if I’m sure?…………

]]> By: Lypi http://www.bigredkitty.net/2007/12/31/our-list-of-questions/#comment-12473 Lypi Tue, 01 Jan 2008 06:07:01 +0000 http://www.bigredkitty.net/2007/12/31/our-list-of-questions/#comment-12473 1. idc 2. Shower 2a. Loofah, fer sure 3a. Husband on board, 2yo still in training. 3b. Hell yeah <3 (2yo steals them but w/e) 3c. Sure thing. You'll have to come get em tho. NZ isn't far. 4a. Ayup. 4b. Hell no. Any good advice is gladly accepted. 4c. No. I'll be going "lalalalalalala" in my head instead, and smiling vapidly. Seriously? I don't need to pull out WWS reports when I can point em to the Elitist Jerks Feral megathread. When they're done reading it, we'll be getting drunk at the after-Illidan bbq. 5a. I don't want to. I feel obliged to for gear upgrades, and hate every second. 5b,c,d. Hell yeah. 6a. How much alcohol is on board? And how much have I previously been told that my accent is cute? I'm possibly the quietest raid leader ever. 6b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,h. Ayup. 7a. I don't squee. My kid squees. Her name is in fact "Squee". It was the first noise she made, and she hasn't stopped since. I think someone swapped my actual child with a dolphin in the delivery room. Should I ever squee, it will probably be as I'm strapped in the straightjacket getting wheeled away. 7b. See above. 8a. Nope. 8b. Yep. 8c. Don't hold your breath 9a,b,c. I refuse to on the grounds that it encourages my husband. 10 Sorry, I'm furry. With teeth. And claws. And I go "rawr" a lot. 1. idc
2. Shower 2a. Loofah, fer sure
3a. Husband on board, 2yo still in training.
3b. Hell yeah <3 (2yo steals them but w/e)
3c. Sure thing. You’ll have to come get em tho. NZ isn’t far.
4a. Ayup.
4b. Hell no. Any good advice is gladly accepted.
4c. No. I’ll be going “lalalalalalala” in my head instead, and smiling vapidly. Seriously? I don’t need to pull out WWS reports when I can point em to the Elitist Jerks Feral megathread. When they’re done reading it, we’ll be getting drunk at the after-Illidan bbq.
5a. I don’t want to. I feel obliged to for gear upgrades, and hate every second.
5b,c,d. Hell yeah.
6a. How much alcohol is on board? And how much have I previously been told that my accent is cute? I’m possibly the quietest raid leader ever.
6b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,h. Ayup.
7a. I don’t squee. My kid squees. Her name is in fact “Squee”. It was the first noise she made, and she hasn’t stopped since. I think someone swapped my actual child with a dolphin in the delivery room. Should I ever squee, it will probably be as I’m strapped in the straightjacket getting wheeled away.
7b. See above.
8a. Nope. 8b. Yep. 8c. Don’t hold your breath
9a,b,c. I refuse to on the grounds that it encourages my husband.
10 Sorry, I’m furry. With teeth. And claws. And I go “rawr” a lot.

]]> By: Dammerung http://www.bigredkitty.net/2007/12/31/our-list-of-questions/#comment-12465 Dammerung Tue, 01 Jan 2008 03:04:13 +0000 http://www.bigredkitty.net/2007/12/31/our-list-of-questions/#comment-12465 1. In 500 words minimum: Noobsauce or Noobcakes? Noobcakes have sugar. Noobsauce doesn't. I go with sugar! 2a. Shower or Bath? Bath with bubbles, shower without. 2b. Loofah or No Loofah? Loofah. 3a. Does your wife/husband/GF/BF/extremely-close-pet understand your addiction to WoW and will they allow you your raiding-time uninterrupted? Yes! 3b. Will they provide you with snacks? Sometimes! 3c. Will you share? Sure! 4a. Can you read a WoWWebStats report? Uhm... read? I forgot to train that at the Orc trainer. 4b. If we tell you, “You need to do XYZ to improve your DPS, just look at the WWS report,” are you going to throw a temper-tantrum and gquit? Tantrums are bad, SER! Orcs obey orders, SER! No quit in me, SER! 4c. If you see we’re clueless about your class and offer you advice that makes no sense, will you smack us over the head, explain your playstyle, offer WWS reports as a rebuttal, call us Noobilicious, and demand a small sacrifice in your glorious honor? Yes, Yes, huh?, yes! yes! 5a. Do you want to PvP? Yes! But I can seperate my boar jelly from my lizard ham! 5b. Do you understand that this guild is a raiding guild, not a PvP guild? Yes! Cus thats what AC's do! PvP is for DC's! 5c. Do you understand that doing PvP during raiding times isn’t the schiznit? Yes! Cus hobbes is and two things can't be one thing! 5d. Do you understand that the majority of this guild is not interested in PvPing full-time and that any effort on your part trying to convince them otherwise is just going to upset the apple cart? No tipping apples cus it makes them lazy! And you can't color an Orc pink and make him a troll! 6a. There are certain people who love to talk in vent and other who just listen. Are you a yapper or a lurker? Yap! 6b. Do you understand that listening in vent and responding in chat is one thing, but passing critical information during a raid should be spoken, not typed? Yep! Cus the squishies need fingers to be stunning/healing/chopping/toteming and not talking! Thats what yappers are for. 6c. Do you understand that having fun is great, but should mostly be accomplished in your private chat-channel instead of clogging vent and the raid-channel? Squee when need to, stun when need be, silly on chat not vent si!! 6d. Do you understand that cheering Fulgor when he does his self-sacrifice before every Maulgar attempt and for all other designated Fun Things, that Vent is open for all to yap? SER two many questions SER confused SER 6e. Basically, do you get the concept that Fun is Fun and Work is Work, but Raiding is both and to treat it appropriately? Fun is squeeing, work is orders, you do your orders, you get to squee. Respectfully Ser! SQUEEE! 7a. When Fio squees, that means epic loot dropped from a trash mob. When BRK squees, he’s probably been given a cookie. When Celli squees, that means we downed a new boss. When Cay squees, that means time hasn’t stopped and the Earth is still revolving. What does it mean when you squee? Crits! Crits! Crits! Three at a time, windfury rhyme! 7b. Don’t lie, of course you squee. About 15% at the moment! 8a. Do you blog? Yep! 8b. Do you understand that your name may come up in one of the many guild-blogs? I can only hope! 8c. Especially if you say/do something especially funny/cool/noobtastic/craptacular? Aww... I'm probably in categhories 3 and 4. 9a. Can you pun? No. 9b. Do you understand that your ability to pun will be sorely tested by the GM? (small orcish sob) 9c. Do you understand that pun-competing with the GM in guild chat is grounds for termination with extreme prejudice by the rest of the guild? Yes, justifiable homicide. 10. Do you understand that if you are a shadow priest, you may become the personal property of BRK World Wide Amalgamated and will be henceforth married to his party, for as long as his raiding career shall live? Crits crits crits crits crits crits... wait... what? Bonus Question: You’re going to meet The Squeekie Priestie, The Diet Coke of Evil, Doom and TJ, Brig and Jerk and Tred and Tuan, the cavalcade of Druids: Fio, Kel, Jace, Shar, Shaz, and Dem, Carlos the Man of Love, LamaaLammaLamaa, Celli and Crux and everybody else who makes AC the insane guild we call Home. Are you sure you want to do this? YES SER! SER SER! WITH NOOBCAKES! 1. In 500 words minimum: Noobsauce or Noobcakes?
Noobcakes have sugar. Noobsauce doesn’t. I go with sugar!

2a. Shower or Bath?
Bath with bubbles, shower without.

2b. Loofah or No Loofah?
Loofah.

3a. Does your wife/husband/GF/BF/extremely-close-pet understand your addiction to WoW and will they allow you your raiding-time uninterrupted?
Yes!

3b. Will they provide you with snacks?
Sometimes!

3c. Will you share?
Sure!

4a. Can you read a WoWWebStats report?
Uhm… read? I forgot to train that at the Orc trainer.

4b. If we tell you, “You need to do XYZ to improve your DPS, just look at the WWS report,” are you going to throw a temper-tantrum and gquit?
Tantrums are bad, SER! Orcs obey orders, SER! No quit in me, SER!

4c. If you see we’re clueless about your class and offer you advice that makes no sense, will you smack us over the head, explain your playstyle, offer WWS reports as a rebuttal, call us Noobilicious, and demand a small sacrifice in your glorious honor?
Yes, Yes, huh?, yes! yes!

5a. Do you want to PvP?
Yes! But I can seperate my boar jelly from my lizard ham!

5b. Do you understand that this guild is a raiding guild, not a PvP guild?
Yes! Cus thats what AC’s do! PvP is for DC’s!

5c. Do you understand that doing PvP during raiding times isn’t the schiznit?
Yes! Cus hobbes is and two things can’t be one thing!

5d. Do you understand that the majority of this guild is not interested in PvPing full-time and that any effort on your part trying to convince them otherwise is just going to upset the apple cart?
No tipping apples cus it makes them lazy! And you can’t color an Orc pink and make him a troll!

6a. There are certain people who love to talk in vent and other who just listen. Are you a yapper or a lurker?
Yap!

6b. Do you understand that listening in vent and responding in chat is one thing, but passing critical information during a raid should be spoken, not typed?
Yep! Cus the squishies need fingers to be stunning/healing/chopping/toteming and not talking! Thats what yappers are for.

6c. Do you understand that having fun is great, but should mostly be accomplished in your private chat-channel instead of clogging vent and the raid-channel?
Squee when need to, stun when need be, silly on chat not vent si!!

6d. Do you understand that cheering Fulgor when he does his self-sacrifice before every Maulgar attempt and for all other designated Fun Things, that Vent is open for all to yap?
SER two many questions SER confused SER

6e. Basically, do you get the concept that Fun is Fun and Work is Work, but Raiding is both and to treat it appropriately?
Fun is squeeing, work is orders, you do your orders, you get to squee. Respectfully Ser! SQUEEE!

7a. When Fio squees, that means epic loot dropped from a trash mob. When BRK squees, he’s probably been given a cookie. When Celli squees, that means we downed a new boss. When Cay squees, that means time hasn’t stopped and the Earth is still revolving. What does it mean when you squee?
Crits! Crits! Crits! Three at a time, windfury rhyme!

7b. Don’t lie, of course you squee.
About 15% at the moment!

8a. Do you blog?
Yep!

8b. Do you understand that your name may come up in one of the many guild-blogs?
I can only hope!

8c. Especially if you say/do something especially funny/cool/noobtastic/craptacular?
Aww… I’m probably in categhories 3 and 4.

9a. Can you pun?
No.

9b. Do you understand that your ability to pun will be sorely tested by the GM?
(small orcish sob)

9c. Do you understand that pun-competing with the GM in guild chat is grounds for termination with extreme prejudice by the rest of the guild?
Yes, justifiable homicide.

10. Do you understand that if you are a shadow priest, you may become the personal property of BRK World Wide Amalgamated and will be henceforth married to his party, for as long as his raiding career shall live?
Crits crits crits crits crits crits… wait… what?

Bonus Question: You’re going to meet The Squeekie Priestie, The Diet Coke of Evil, Doom and TJ, Brig and Jerk and Tred and Tuan, the cavalcade of Druids: Fio, Kel, Jace, Shar, Shaz, and Dem, Carlos the Man of Love, LamaaLammaLamaa, Celli and Crux and everybody else who makes AC the insane guild we call Home.

Are you sure you want to do this?
YES SER! SER SER! WITH NOOBCAKES!

]]> By: Teh Moo~ness http://www.bigredkitty.net/2007/12/31/our-list-of-questions/#comment-12459 Teh Moo~ness Mon, 31 Dec 2007 23:29:51 +0000 http://www.bigredkitty.net/2007/12/31/our-list-of-questions/#comment-12459 We are a cavalcade now? I am waiting for when we have enough druids to obtain the status of legion myself ^o^ ... Betcha have absolutely no idea who this could be >_> hehe We are a cavalcade now? I am waiting for when we have enough druids to obtain the status of legion myself ^o^

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Betcha have absolutely no idea who this could be >_> hehe

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