We Desperately Need a Vent-Log
So who from AC came to our GGR and what did we talk about while you all were abusing the Drenden server?
Lefaye, Warlock. “Dude, this absolutely calls for an Infernal.”
BRK, “Do not kill my babies.”
Lefaye, “Don’t worry, it’ll come after me.”
BRK, “And when 10,000 level 1 gnomes decide to grow a pair and attack your Infernal? Then what.”
Lefaye, “That’s called Fun.”
Bela, Discipline Priest. “BRK, they kinda creep me out.”
BRK, “They’re beautiful! Look at em all, naked and bouncing.”
Bela, “That’s what I mean. The bouncing is making me ill.”
In Kharnos…
Bela, “Where are they going?”
BRK, “Oh no, they’re taking the shortcut behind the inn!”
Bela, “Those cats are murdering them.”
BRK, “BillyJoel is in the lead!”
Bela, “That bear just aggro’d BillyJoel!”
BRK, “RUN BillyJoel! Run like the wind!”
In the Wetlands…
Bela, “OH! They’re all dinging! It’s so cute!”
BRK, “The spiders and oozes are killing my babies!”
Bela, “Oh stop it, they’re not your babies.”
BRK, “My babies are all dead! Curse you spiders! Curse you to h3ll!”
Kelektra, Feral Druid/Mage Portal Mistress, “They’re so cute!”
BRK, “Kel, my raid is full. I’m gonna tell them to pst you for raid invites.”
Kel, “Holy Cr@p! My chat window just exploded!”
In Menethil…
BRK, “Kel, I’m gonna tell them to pst you for invites to portal.”
Kel, “They won’t leave me alone! This hurts! Owie owie owie!”
AC’s Main Tank, “Kitty, what have you done?”
BRK, “It’s just a little party with 300 of my closest friends.”
MT, “I’m getting on my horde rogue.”
BRK, “Leave my babies alone.”
MT, “Consider me a natural obstacle.”
BRK, “If they flag, they’re asking for trouble. Just don’t ask any horde hunters to come and Snake Trap-Bug my babies.”
MT loads his horde rogue and starts going after flagged gnomes, until…
MT, “HEY! Who killed me!”
BRK, “You want to bring a flagged rogue to within 100 yards of Ironforge, go right ahead. Doesn’t mean there aren’t AC members who won’t appreciate the free honor-kill.”
TJ, Finish Line Enforcer, “BRK, they won’t stop proposing! Where are you!”
BRK, “I’m in Ironforge.”
TJ, “Get to Shatt now! Yell at them to make them stop proposing!”
BRK, “I have to get back to Menethil. Kel ran out of summoning supplies, but I had already hearthed to Shatt, so I found the reagent vendor in Lower City…”
TJ, “GET TO SHATT NOW! I’ve got a massive headache!”
In Shatt…
Kel, “Um, BRK? The gnomes are spreading throughout the city. I saw a bunch jumping from Aldor rise, and there’s a huge line to get on the canon.”
BRK, “Chr!st. If they get on the canon, what am I supposed to do about that? They’re on their own if they shoot themselves out of the city!”
Twelve hours later…
TJ, “I know exactly how we should run this thing next time! I AM A GENIUS!”
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next time it should be a summon, not a port. up to a sky island. that would be great. they’d be like lemmings.
The next race should be to Booty Bay, or down to the Scarab Wall!
I’m always compelled to tell people that “PST me,” isn’t right.
PST means Please Sent Tell so saying “Please Send Tell Me,” doesn’t make any sense.
That is all.
Hoorah for gnomesies.
Once Again, I thank the members of AC for their fine work last night.
BRK, I suspect you lost DKP on that little adventure.
So thats who killed me with a thrown weapon as soon as I hopped on the bridge!
Was fun flying out of Shatt as a gnaked gnome, though the Basilisk’s in Terrokar were a little scary for a lvl 1
So when’s the next race?
That was awesome. Totally worth a raid delay!
Again … the race and the blog entries are just a hoot. Thanks so much to BRK, AC, and especially Kelektra for the portal. Next time I wont take the route by the IF airport … it was no fun ’cause I was mostly all alone so no different than the practice runs. I really expected more to take that route. Of course, if Spirit Rez had been legal that route would have been a winner. I was on my 4th rez before the lemmings came swarming towards the bridge. Darn Crocs!
Now I’m going to level my horde mage on Drenden. Next year’s race, I’ll be waiting just in front of the finish, spamming rank 1 AE.
LOL! I made the blog! That was really fun. Thanks again for setting it up BRK.
http://www.dddesign.com/temp/BJWINS.JPG
(bigger version)
Next time I have to make sure my screen shot setting is better than “crappy.jpg”… Not sure how that got reset. But the memory is crystal clear. =)
Hathorn I hear you bro! It is one of my pet hates too. “PST me” is just bad English, even of the abbreviated kind!
Problem is people mistake “pst” for “psssst”.
It would actually be more economical to say “/w me”.
I think our efforts will be in vain however…
BRK, there’s something wrong with the blog code. Whenever i open the post to comment, it thinks i’m the previous poster. It fills in their name, and it even offered to let me edit Big Guns’s post this time. That would be mean, so i won’t.
HUNDREDS of naked, jumping, babies was just GROSS =p
having my own raid full of them was…creepy
BRILLIANT~~~~~~~ ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT~!~~~~~~
you are an inspiration for all
LoL
and what exactly is TJ’s master plan?
and what exactly is TJ’s master plan?
I predict, a kissing booth… to bolster the guild bank account.
Don’t forget the step ladder!
Gnomorenukes
It was an awesome experience and made my Saturday night. Perhaps stopping to train after dinging level 2 was not the best strategy
“Hobbesbait”
I continue to be creeped out.
The six level 1 raids on the infernal was fun, but I personally like the raid on the horde rogue who showed up better. I’m sure they were thinking “Hey that tickles. Whoa that tickles a lot!” ***Vanish***
That was a TON of fun! I was really hoping we were going to raid Org or Undercity though like people were suggesting by the boat. XD
Thanks to BRK and everyone from AC who made it happen!
I missed out on the fun – guild raid that night. But I have really enjoyed reading about it. When/if you do another, I may have to forego the guildies and go with y’all
I definitely loved the run… and can’t wait to do it again but we should really run to somewhere that is a bit longer. Also I love how ppl on Drenden were reacting to the Gnome’s infestation in Shatt… totally worth it, imo. If BRK wasn’t famous already on that server he will live in infamy now.
Add my Thanks and Congrats, that was a blast. Loved it when we all started dinging by the spiders, my screen was washing out with all the flashes. Lag was ok unitll we all got to the boat in MH. Trying to read dthe channels was giving me a pain. lol
Gnslinger representing Illidan
Those gnomes were pertty cool I saw them dancing in shatt under A’dal and I called them ankle biters and then… they got mad xD
but what exactly was the whole thing a race or something?