Years ago a friend, who was a big-time snorer, would wake up in the middle of the night with chest pains. It would quickly go away, but left him scared and awake - his dad had died at in his mid 30s due to a heart attack.

This occurred on and off for a few weeks, until one night, he awoke, sat up, clutching his chest in pain… and his wife was quietly laughing.

Turns out when he snored, she’d backhand smack him in the chest.

They divorced shortly thereafter.

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i remember being in Mathematics and Statistics class on Shepard AFB right. so staying up all night for multiple nights studying would kill anyone…except boots. what happed to me was classic. mon tues and wed i would stay up till about 3 to study and then go to sleep wake at 5 for morning run and off to class with the flight by 620am. well in class on thur at 740 the teacher wanted us around the computer to demo a new program for Statistical Gathering and such. well i did the worst thing i could…i leaned against the pillar and fell asleep standing up. now the only thing that woke me was the complete silence. its weird after your in boot and fall asleep to all the ruckus that complete silence wakes you. but it did and i had extra duty for a week. but hey you learn to sleep standing up.

16 pilots and wso’s walking around the compound for the day with the name of the group commander, and some E-3 comes up to me and says, sarge, your unit has a lot of people with the same name, how do you do it? I dont remember my response, but he couldnt beleive we would have some many people with the same name.

I actually LOLed at this one. Now, the question is, what do you do when the snorer is your WIFE?…