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3v3 Arena: BM Hunter, Affliction Warlock, Discipline Priest

Match 1. Loss, BEM: Warrior, Pally, Rogue. We were going to put Hobbes on the pally and let him interrupt heals. We put Hobbes on the rogue. Stupid targeting error. Why do we always start out the night by doing something stupid?

Match 2. Win, BEM: Priest, Warlock, Priest. Smooshed the warlock easily enough. Our partners were doing their stuff, whatever it was, perfectly.

Match 3. Win, Nagrand: PWP again. Killed the same.

Match 4. Win, BEM: PWP again. Killed the same. Can we have extra helpings of PWP, please? This is yummy.

Match 5. Win, BEM: Hunter, Pally, Warrior. This time we got Hobbes on the Pally! Hunter went down quickly thereafter.

Match 6. Win! Nagrand: HPW again. Hobbes on the pally again. A five-win streak is our best ever! /cheer!

Match 7. Loss, Nagrand: Druid, Rogue, Priest. First off, we totally killed the streak by mentioning it, we know that. Second, this two-healer stuff really pisses us off. We think the solution here is to fear-bomb, wait for their trinket, fear-bomb again, and Lefaye and we burn down the rogue. We wanted this team again to test our theory, didn’t happen though.

Match 8. Win BEM: Mage, Warrior, Priest. Smoosh the mage. BM hunters love mages. Do your Ice Block, Bela dispels it, we kill you. Fun for the whole gang!

Match 9. Loss, Ruins: Hunter x 3. Yep, three hunters, two BMs and a MM. We went for the MM, burned him down. The BM hunters took out Bela. We got killed the first BM hunter and were ready to celebrate killing the second when the first got back up and healed by 10% and burned us down. Feign Death and eat? How the heck did he do that? Still perplexed, and quite annoyed, too. This was a win for us and it turned sour. Phoeey.

Match 10. Win, Mage, Warrior, Priest again. Same tactic of killing the mage and dispelling Ice Block.

You’d think we’re feeling groovy, right? Seven and three! WooT! Well, just wait.

2v2 Arena, BM Hunter and Discipline Priest

Carnage 1. Loss, Ruins: Shadow Priest and 27/34 Warlock. Screwed up and went after the warlock. Dummy. Didn’t put a dent in him.

Carnage 2. Loss, Ruins: Resto Druid and Subtlety Rogue. We killed the rogue and they killed Bela. We kited and fought and trapped and tore our hair out trying to kill that resto druid. We were able to Bestial Wrath two times and still couldn’t kill him. Looked him up later, he and the rogue are in a 3v3 team with a 1843 rating. He’s fully S3 geared and he’s a really smart player. Grats. Now get our of our bracket!

Carnage 3. Win, BEM: Destro Warlock and SV Hunter. Kill the warlock? Yeah. Match over in 22 seconds. Where did they come from; why are we in their bracket?

Carnage 4. Loss, BEM: SV Hunter and Affliction Warlock. We killed the warlock but he put 1024 DoTs on us in about 3/10ths of a second. SV Hunter versus Discipline priest, the SV hunter wasn’t very good, chasing Bela and meleeing her. She OOM’d and that was that.

Match 5. Win, Nagrand: MM Hunter and Disc Priest. We were so happy to win this one! BM Hunter kills MM Hunter while the priests slap each other around. We called this one a match because one side didn’t totally dominate the other for the first time in our 2v2s tonight.

Carnage 6. Loss, BEM: MM Hunter and Disc Priest. Not the same team, amazingly enough, and that priest was totally geared up the wazoo. Spell Haste, Bela wants it now that she’s seen it in action. They killed Bela before we could kill their hunter, and it was fast.

Carnage 7. Win, Nagrand. Frost Mage and BM Hunter. We destoyed that mage in five seconds, he had no chance. Again, as much as we’re losing tonight, two of our three wins have been equally lopsided.

Carnage 8. Loss, BEM: MM Hunter and Disc Priest, same team. That priest is a mean SOB. On the armory, she’s wearing all Tier 5 for raiding, one can only imagine what she’s got for PvP. Spell Haste is again showing its power.

Carnage 9. Loss, BEM: Assassination Rogue and Resto Druid. Best team we’ve faced, period. Made us so mad we wanted to punch the computer. Totally dominated us. We don’t get dominated, but this rogue made us look really stupid. We couldn’t for the life of us get out of melee range. Everything he did kept us locked down. When we could finally Bestial Wrath, he’d sprint over the bridge until the BW faded. If this had been anywhere but BEM, we could’ve chased him down somewhat, but on that *&%^&!! bridge, we couldn’t do jack.

Carnage 10. Loss, BEM: same PoSs. Same tactics, everything. Then they toyed with Bela, just to rub it in. These last two matches make us consider if we’ve got what it takes to be a competent arena player.

Three and seven. Below 1600, from 1633 to 1558! We must have lost to some crappy teams, even though it feels like nothing was ever close. Feeling pretty worthless, actually.

We did get a new PvP cloak tonight, though. Yay.

/crawl in the corner and cry