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Just when we say we don’t have a clue what we’re doing, we get a silly trinket and a resilience gem, and BAM! We only did four of the 3v3 arenas and went 2-2. Our partners racked up the great record there while Bela and we went to do our 2v2s, which we skipped last week. And look how we did! /mega-preen

2v2 Arena, BM Hunter and Discipline Priest

Match 1. Loss, BEM: Holy Pally, Frost Mage. Went on the bridge. OK, we’re never ever going on the bridge again. /no cookie!

Match 2. Win, Nagrand: Holy Pally, Frost Mage. See?! On the ground, we’re great. Smoked the mage, we used the trinket to get out of his first ice attack, allowing us to save Bestial Wrath to burn him down at the end of his life.

Match 3. Win, BEM: Affliction Warlock, Subtlety Rogue. Killed the rogue first, not the warlock. We wanted to kill the warlock, we always do. But then Bela gets smooshed faster than we can kill the lock, and thats not sound strategy. Killed the rogue with extreme effort due to that stinkin’ bridge, but getting that rogue down felt sooo good. Bela hates ‘em, so we hates ‘em.

Match 4. Win, BEM: Subtlety Rogue, Shadow Priest. Again, gotta get that rogue. We want so badly to get the priest, it’s a squishie BM hunter treat! But the rogue is a Bela-killer. We stayed on the ground as much as possible, used our trinket instead of Bestial Wrath, Snake Trapped the F out of the place, and came out with a three-match winning streak. But don’t say anything; no jinxes!

Match 5. Win! Nagrand: Affliction Warlock, Subtlety Rogue, same as match 3. Easier than the other match due to no loss-of-sight. Holy wow, this is going great!

Match 6. Loss, BEM: Frost Mage, Assassination Rogue. Oh we said something. Poopy. And the bridge does us in again. This team did so well using it against us. The mage put the elemental on the bridge while we tried to stay underneath it to no avail.

Match 7. Win, Nagrand: Frost Mage, Assassination Rogue. No bridge this time, ya smarmy B@STARDS! Kill the pet in three shots then kill the rogue. Sweet. If you let us stay at range, nobody out-DPSs us, period.

Match 8. Win, BEM: Subtlety Rogue, Subtlety Rogue. HA! We thought we had no chance, especially when they made us go up in the center of the bridge. They went for Bela, we were left alone to Max-DPS. We got to Rapid Fire and auto/steady and everything. You have no healers, you stay in our line of sight, you’re going to die. So sayeth BRK, so let it be done.

/Tarzan yell of power!

Match 9. Win! Ruins: Subtlety Rogue, Subtlety Rogue again! They changed their tactics and went for us! /yikes! One sapped us, we trinked, then the other sapped us, we Bestial Wrathed, we burned a rogue into the ground. Since they both used their saps, they couldn’t sap Bela. Trinket saves the day! We <3 Trinket!

Match 10. Win!! BEM: Soul-link Warlock, Discipline Priest. Stayed on the ground and under the bridge, long fight but that priest finally died. We’ve learned our lesson: BEM sux.

ZOMG we went 8-2 in 2v2! What a great birthday present. A 1646 rating and 402 arena points? We’re so getting our Season Three chest armor next week.

And we didn’t scream at the computer once!