Prophetic or Malevolent

BRK » 06 April 2008 » In Blog »

“Hey BRK…”

Hello?

“BRK…”

Who’s there?

“It’s your subconscious…”

Who?

“I am your subconscious, you’re dreaming, and you need to get up and play WoW.”

Wha?

“Get up and do your Sun-dailies.”

Pfft. /snork

“Get up and do your Sun-dailies, BRK. You know you want to.”

What time is it?

“3am”

Go to h3ll. /roll over

“BRK… the daily quests have all reset. Mrs BRK is fast asleep, you could get up and do your daily quests and nobody would know…”

Are you outta your mind?

“Actually, I’m in your mind…”

Go away and lemme sleep!

“Do your daily quests!”

I AM NOT DOING DAILY QUESTS AT F-ING THREE IN THE MORNING!

“You want to, you know you do… you want to get that last loyalty level on your unnamed Ravager…”

I am naming him Shaybug, I know that already.

“You want Shaybug to get that last loyalty level, and you want to do your dailies, and you want to buy and make those shoulders…”

I don’t wanna spend 1000 gold for the pattern and mats for those shoulders…

“Yes you do.”

OK I do, but I’m not gonna do it now.

“You should do it now.”

NO!

“You’re gonna regret it.”

I am NOT going to regret getting up at 3am to do my dailies and make T6 leatherworking shoulders!

“You will… I promise…”

Go away!

Hello?

Finally. /snore

(Four hours later)

Woohoo! Let’s do some dailies!

(And the Internet is out)

AAAAUUUGGGGHHHH!!

“Told you you’d regret it.”

/sigh

And after threating our cable adapter with a long and romantic visit with a trash compactor, it obliged and let us play. So to celebrate our return, here’s a little bit of linkage.

Remember, there is no BRK Guarantee of Quality here. Read at your own risk.

Warlock Tank

Stropp’s World

Wide World of WoW

Great Green Hunter

4 The Horde (Because it sounds so d@mn sexy)

Exile Zone

Married IRL (You sneeky b@stards!)

35 Yards Out

Even More Stuff Nobody Cares About

The Rabbit and the WoW

Lienna’s Log (yes, we finally remembered you; you should’ve been linked a long time ago)

Enhancement

Three Druid Noob

Comments

27 Responses to “Prophetic or Malevolent”

  1. Poolstick on April 6th, 2008 11:42 am

    Thanks for the recognition, BRK!

  2. TJ on April 6th, 2008 12:17 pm

    You would have known about Married IRL if you ever listened when I talk.

  3. BRK on April 6th, 2008 1:02 pm

    Let me tell you something noob.. you aint got nothing on this riest. I will drag you up and down the arena floor. I will beat you in DPS, and I will outroll you on any items that you roll on.

    I bet that would have gotten you out of bed.. :)

    Did you buy the pattern? or does it drop?

  4. Fearstalker on April 6th, 2008 1:28 pm

    1000 for mats and pattern???? 1000?????

    Try bloody 4000 on my server!!!!!!!

    Grumble/mutter/grumble/mutter/no-good-BRK-gloater/stomps off….

  5. Trorg on April 6th, 2008 4:16 pm

    So i was wondering why you would want to get the Shoulders of Lightening Reflexes when, even the WoW “recommended upgrades” say that the ones you have right now (along with myself) are the higher quality. Now I have looked a the pattern in the auction house ( for a mere 450g) and had the hearts of darkness in my bag, but have still over looked said shoulders. Sure the haste would be great, but then again, I don’t use much haste in my gear. Something I change, sure, but just looking to see why you want said shoulders.

  6. Zalphineous on April 6th, 2008 4:18 pm

    Got Pattern for 250 Hearts for 425 each, Wound up in a “Lets go see Hyjal” PUG and had the pattern for bracers drop…Roll a 90 and my guild has some soon to be poor but happy Hunters.

  7. Lienna on April 6th, 2008 4:49 pm

    Hah getting a link from BRK coincides with him finally going (more) insane, finally every things working out my way!

    I have to confess I’ve had insomniatic nights where my brain says “you know the dailies are reset now, you do want that alchemist stone recipe don’t you? you weren’t just lying when you said you wanted the necklace were you now?” So far I’ve managed to resist the temptation, but that might not last, afterall its not as if I’m using 4am for anything else!

  8. Decado on April 6th, 2008 6:11 pm

    rotfl, I actually woke up at 3:30 this morning couldn’t go back to sleep, so I got up and did my dailies. (4 of 4 badges of justice today, Woot!) and was just hearthing back when the wife woke up .

  9. Nick S. on April 7th, 2008 12:30 am

    you lucky jerks and your multiple badge drops per day. two total for this irritable mage.

    but i know the feeling. sometimes i wake up in the middle of the night and go “crap… i need to run more heroics… i don’t have the badges for the soon-to-be-everywhere caster MH”

    so far sleep has won out in those cases, though.

  10. paulo brito on April 7th, 2008 4:43 am

    A great day for me. My noob blog on BigRedKitty

  11. Felandra on April 7th, 2008 7:08 am

    Ahhh… That subcontious thing is evil… I know him all too well.

    “You don’t want to go to sleep now, you only lack five more dailies.”

    “Feck off, I’m tired, I’m practically falling asleep at the keyboard flying around Shatt.”

    “You know, badges might drop, and in an hour the dailies will reset. You will regret this tomorrow.”

    “Damn you! You win…”

    *Felandra goes off to do dailies while sleeping half the time.*

  12. Elvenlight on April 7th, 2008 7:22 am

    It’s a real disappoinment to know some hunters sleeping during the best farming time. :P

  13. Super_Duck on April 7th, 2008 8:38 am

    Got pattern for 50g!
    hearts for 350g each, rest farmed

  14. anon on April 7th, 2008 9:27 am

    @Trorg

    That shoulder item, even though the stats may seem to be less than that of the T5 shoulders or the Pauldrons of Primal Fury, is actually better. The haste gives you an increase of 10DPS!!! That’s why i’m at 373.6 on my tooltip DPS, even though my gear is less than that of BRK’s (still have the 3 ebon pieces).

    Buy the pattern, buy the HoDs, farm the rest of the mats, and you won’t regret it!

    PS. (I just tried plugging it in on Cheeky’s and the spreadsheet agrees with me! :D )

  15. Rabbit on April 7th, 2008 10:33 am

    woot! listed on BRK. And now Pinky, it’s time to conquer the world.

    Thanks for the listing ever so much.

  16. Fearstalker on April 7th, 2008 10:44 am

    @Super_Duck

    I hate you… /cry…. I can’t get the pattern under 1500, with hearts at least 750 each….

  17. Nick S. on April 7th, 2008 12:38 pm

    i *was* excited about grinding rep to get my Shattered Sun Pendant of Acumen.

    then i found out that it procs on Polymorph.

    and i’m Scryer. pewpew Arcane Bolt on my fresh sheep.

    /cry

  18. Sylus on April 7th, 2008 2:19 pm

    Thanks for the link to 4thehorde. That site is brand new and looks to be a really good read, especially sinse fikkle got smart and added me as a contributing writer!!

    Keep up the good work BRK, are you planning on running for president in 08?
    ~Just curious.

  19. Messyah on April 7th, 2008 3:11 pm

    1. Step away from the computer.

    2. Take a handful of Ambien.

    3. Wake up 2 days later (hopefully) and go to Home Depot to buy some rubber padding for your walls.

    4. Ditch the computer.

    5. Live life as another chronic victim of WoW.

    LOL

    ————————————————————

    I did my SSO dailies early saturday morning and I knocked them all out in no time. No one around to make things difficult. I tried doing them a bit later yesterday and jesus was the place packed! So, my options are 5am or not at all. LOL

  20. Suzanne on April 7th, 2008 3:25 pm

    Here’s a link to add to your set of links. And possibly get yourself added to. This is a Wowblog aggregator. Pretty nifty. A friend just linked this to me a few min ago.

    http://www.warcraftbloggers.com/

    It needs more blogs to list!

  21. KaptK on April 7th, 2008 3:42 pm

    Well, I now have those shoulders. I saw the pattern in the AH for the bargain price of 700g. The only part that hurt is paying 1050g for the 2 Hearts of Darkness (we currently only have one guild selling them). It’s very unlikely though that I’ll be able to get an upgrade before the expansion hits, so I should get some good use out of them. Now I’ll just be smoking the dps for my guild by even more than I am now. Especially when I get that great new crossbow from the badge vendor that will be open for the 3rd time on my server, Zul’jin.

  22. Messyah on April 7th, 2008 4:23 pm

    Dang, can a brotha gets some linkage? LOL

  23. Loronar on April 8th, 2008 2:32 am

    Thanks for the link!

    I have to admit I sometimes am up too late and get the urge to get on at 3 and do my dailies also. It is that hard to resist.

  24. Fikkle on April 8th, 2008 12:04 pm

    Woot! Linked on BRK! Its totally unexpected, but very much appreciated. Keep up the great work!

    PS. BRK for President!

    PSS. I may be Canadian, but we could probably work out some campaign funding funnel thing! Thanks again!

    Much <3,

    Gorguile and Steve!

  25. Trorg on April 10th, 2008 9:39 am

    Just thought I’d let you know, 270g for those plans on my server, though the HoD are about 450g. It’s always something, isnt it….

  26. Urthona on April 10th, 2008 3:07 pm

    Shaybug after Shaylin?

    ;-D

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