A while back, we did a Gnaked Gnome Race. It was a hoot, got good reviews, and the nice lawyers and GMs at Blizz didn’t ban us back to the Ice Age. That’s a winner in our book.

So what’s the encore?

GGR2? Nah. Those who participated before probably won’t show up, and we like our repeat business. We’ve got to be creative, inspirational, original, smexy, and have a fine, fresh scent.

Well if we ignore the “scent” component, this sounds like we need some Taurens.

A running of the bulls! That’s our idea. 10,000 level one Taurens barreling… somewhere. And facing terrible… things. Culminating in a fabulous ending… somewhere else.

Cr@p. BRK doesn’t know Horde. But we totally know someone who does!

Ladies and gentlemen, and warlocks, BRK Worldwide Amalgamated is proud to announce!

The BRK/Ratshag Cinco de Mayo
Running of Da Bulls!!

Take some deep breaths, calm down, take a chill-pill. Yes, BRK and Team Ratshag are going to combine forces and let humanity… er, bullanity loose in Kalimdor. If we don’t get 500 Taurens across the continent and into Shattrath City, we’ll consider this a big flop.

Details to follow, but this much is certain: it ain’t gonna be on the 5th of May; too much competition.

Saturday, May 3rd, 2008! 7pm EDT (11pm GMT) on Cenarian Circle server. Not server time, look closely. 7pm Eastern Standard Daylight time. Make adjustments for your time zone as required.

Same basic rules as before:

  1. Make a level 1 Tauren, any class, either gender
  2. No XP, only the clothes on your back
  3. The route shall be developed in conjunction with Ratshag, our Horde Expert
  4. First one to the finish line gets UNLIMITED POWER!

Sound like fun? Let us tell ya, it really is. We’ll see you there, won’t we?

Don’t make us come get you.