We start, of course, in Mulgor at the Tauren spawning town of Camp Narache. Young bulls and bullettes can follow the road, or take a more treacherous path, east to The Barrens.

Into the Barrens you’ll spill! Camp Taurajo shall welcome you with open arms and Alliance hunters with their bugged Snake Traps will welcome you with forced PvP. Fun! Hang a right turn and head south to The Great Lift.

Now we’re cooking with grease. Down the lift and into Thousand Needles, a nice, friendly 25-35 level zone. The residents want to be your friends, so be sure to stop and talk to them all. Get onto the Shimmering Flats and your pristine-white, bleached bones are going to make a pretty trail all the way south to the mountain pass to Tanaris.

Kapow! You’re in Tanaris and it’s a 1-2-3 jaunt to the neutral town of Gadgetzan. In this town, you’ll have to find Team Ratshag’s friend - to be named later to prevent possible bribery and extortion - who is The Finish Line.

First person to open a trade with him/her is The BRK Running of Da Bulls Big Bull Winner!

Are you ready for some Bull?