Calling All Artists
See this?
This is Empty Space. We need something to fill it. We need… an Orcapalooza banner!
It can be square, rectangular, dodecahedranishistic, or whatever. The theme is Orcapalooza and it’s got to be done by the end of June for our next event:
BigRedKitty’s Orcaplooza!
One thousand baby orcs – the poll in the sidebar doesn’t lie; that’s what y’all want – running somewhere, all wearing the same colored shirts. Or lots of different colored shirts, we’re not sure. But there shall be shirts, oh yes there shall be! Maybe even hats!
We shall have Official Sponsors with prizes for winners, like 60-day WoW game cards! (Hello WoWMacros.) Maybe even a Warcraft Millionaire package, we’ll see. We have friends and contacts everywhere, we’ll find something sweet.
We shall have to find a horde guild willing to host us, PvE server preferred. We’re gonna need shirts and mages to port us to Shatt. Or maybe we’ll raid Stormwind and tell the mages what to do with themselves.
And we desperately need a quality graphic. That’s where you, oh illustrious artists, come in.
Send your submissions to bigredkitty@gmail.com and, at the very least, you’ll get your work published here. The winner will get IMMORTALITY!! (Note, the winner will not get immortality.)
The winner will get cash from the t-shirt sales, of course, as well as INTERNATIONAL FAME AND FORTUNE! (Note, the winner will not get international fame and fortune.)
And the Big Prize: a date with TJ or Ratshag, depending upon the winner’s preferences! (Note, the date with TJ or Ratshag is totally true!)
Be prepared to ignore the comment from TJ where she skrieks, “BRK STOP OFFERING ME AS A PRIZE!”
Also ignore Ratshag’s promise of a “Contest Winner vs Jaina: How They Stack Up” video.
Basically, ignore just about everything.
Except the artist contest and Orcapalooza.
Orcapalooza is a trademarked and copywritten product of BigRedKitty Worldwide Amalgamated, as much as a ripped-off name can be.
Edit: It is absolutely untrue that TJ is a prize. No way, no how, un-uh. We can’t be more emphatic on this point. No TJ for You!
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ooh, I wish I played on the US realms. Maybe I will make a new US trial account just for the run.
I have absolutely positively GOT to make this one…. Let me know the date so I can book time off work.
The Incompetent Warrior
Glad to know we have another race/contest/party/sheepherding in the works!
So BRK, do we need to use that particular image up there as a base for the banner, or do we just run wild with our orcish imagination?
/open Photoshop
>:D
killer! a starting area i know only too well. should be fun.
OOo, a date with Ratters? WTB [Artistic Abilities]!
I really hope I can make it this time. I so wanted to go to the last 2, and was bummed when I missed and saw the pics of all the Baby Taurens in their Deny Terrio shirts.
Orcs? -.- I knew it was going to be orcs when I clicked on my choices.
Damn you orcs.
yay!!! can’t wait.
let’s see how much i can steal material-wise to win that date with TJ. yummmmmmm.
I vote for having a Spectral Tiger Loot card as first prize!
You do not have to use the “space” image we put there. It’s totally up to you.
Damn, I was about to ask ‘can it be an animated image’ before I came to my senses and realised that I don’t do art. Still, others may benefit from the answer.
*sigh*, and I had such a good idea too. A pack of Orcs dressed as Red-Shirts being chased across the Twisting Nether by an enraged Kitty. Kitty is dragging a banner which says ‘BigRedKitty’s Orcaplooza! Be careful what you wish for…’. the ‘L’ of course looks like a gun, and there may be a headshot of a dwarf with a manic grin to the right. Still working on that.
Okay, so the idea is still rough and the tag-line isn’t great, but you get the idea. Good luck to all the entrants!
If you need a horde guild, mine would probably be up for the run, i’d just go ask `em…
Trolltoll of Malfurion
ermm, is that altered form of the name “Ratshag” a term of endearment or a funny typo?
Mmm, love to see you on my PvP server… yes, it’s pvp, but it’s terribly low population, and a little extra attention would be awesome. I dunno if my guild would want to get off their asses to host, but I’d be willing to donate everything I could to help.
Maliece
Jaedenar-US
Seriously, stop offering me as a contest prize.
Woot! Another massive BRK event. Another Wildhermit that will be littering the Blizzard servers out there. I do not draw Mr. BRK but look forward to the run.
Offering up of Hellscream. We could use more mages. . . this could be big.
The pull to join is huge already just to be a part of the fun, but with TJ or Ratshag for the winners it’s gonna be even better!
…yeah, yeah TJ, we heard; no TJ. …Are you sure? Think of the fame and honor! Hundreds if not thousands of Orcs running their their baby butts off just for the chance to meet you.
I’m sure my wife would have no problem offering me up for a prize… wait, that didn’t sound right. :S
awww, can i has TJ anyway?
I’m sure my guild would be willing to host, can have a chat to my GM.
Tarintino – Bonechewer
P.S. I has a big red kitty of my own!
i kan haz TJ?
-guy
This sounds awesome, I just hope I have a few free minutes over the next few weeks so I can partake in the orcapalooza art…hmmmm, 1000 orcs in thongs….this is a disturbing image that just might win…
~Sylus
If i win i want TJ in an orc disguise BUT dressed as princess Leia with that ridiculously hot golden bikini…in fact, make that your orcapalooza banner, nothing can beat that
I win!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v291/wrathofmegs/orcawhatever1.jpg
Gimme my loot BRKizay.
“All your orc are belong to brk”
see you there, trial accounts ftw
“(Note, the date with TJ or Ratshat is totally true!)”
“Ratshat is totally true”
“Ratshat”
Poor Ratshag’s name has been crapped on….literally =(
I hate you guys.
A date with TJ, I am totally in. I will bring the marshmallows.
AHH! Another BRK event!! I’m so excited!! ^_^
“A date with TJ, I am totally in. I will bring the marshmallows.”
TJ is that hot you can roast marshmallows over her?
I better be sure to make it this time then!
TJ likes it when you offer her as a prize. Secretly. Deep down. In a place she doesn’t talk about. But she likes it. A lot.
“TJ likes it when you offer her as a prize. Secretly. Deep down. In a place she doesn’t talk about. But she likes it. A lot.”
Don’t we all have that little place deep down where we too would like to be peddled as meat to the adoring masses.