We’re Not Homer, But Who Is?
As we sit here weak and weary
Another night of SSC clearing
Is under our belt and we are leary
That we will go insane.
We took out bosses one through five
And left no silly trash mobs alive
There is no place left for Vashj to hide
But we fear we’ll drink no champagne.
There is no challenge to be found any more
In putting Leo down on the floor
FLK is not but a bore
But Vashj, she makes us drool.
We have new raiders, we have new pride
In stomping SSC until the bosses cried
So to finish the job, we wish to stride
Back to Vashj and back to school.
It may take time, we may have to Wipe
There may be folks who whine and gripe
That their Tier 5 set is not quite ripe
But luck doth favor the bold!
We’ve killed her once, we shall return
That d@mn ugly naga we wish to burn
For Tier 5 helms we ache and yearn
With nothing else shall we be consoled.
Make the schedule, a new campaign
We’ll be there to bring the pain
BM Hunter DPS shall reign
The squishies are challenged again!
So to our GM and our raid boss
Don’t hold us back or give us noob-sauce
A flurry of bullets we wish to toss
At Vashj. For Glory. Amen.
(Note from TJ: I just post the stuff. I’m… sorry. I’m just really sorry.)
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Nice poem BRK. Me thinks you need something else to do in real life :p Too much time on your hands :p
@ Tj. Now we need to see one from you Tj!!. What about a poem on your secret stalker boyfriend you keep meeting places?
@ BRK. I politely request more articles on BM hunters. My little lady (actually shes kind of big because shes a nightelf…) Just dinged 63. She will be hittin up kara soon. *yay for going in with greens and coming out with epics!*.
Need some good info like how to spec your pet to go through all of kara, whats all this shot rotation stuff about and without a macro how do oyu time it? and other such questions!
Keep it coming i say!!
lol
@TJ
There could be worse things to post about.
@TJ
LOL
@BRK
hmmmm….Lyric Poetry Eh? Well………that might go pretty well with yodeling.
; - )
I liked it. Where is the epic version?
Hmmm… not Epic enough.
BRK, you are totally right. You are not Homer
/target Elvenlight
/agree
@TJ - why oh why??
@Sephran
All of your questions can be answered here:
http://www.bigredkitty.net/forums/index.php
Of course having BRK write the article would be better. But that might happen today.
This seems more like Poe than Homer. The rhythm and the first stanza especially are reminiscent of The Raven
1, funny
2 you have too much time on your hands
3 MORE air force stories
4 what is this hunter thing you are talking about?
tego
protection, and sometimes holy paladin feathermoon
Nice job, BRK! I enjoyed your poem. I think TJ is just caught up in God’s sitcom too much to appreciate you, sometimes.
Yah, rhythm was like Poe, I kept expecting a “Quoth the Kitty, Nevermore!”
You’re no Poe either however…
@stormy
I also felt that the rhythm is Poe-like as well.
@everyone
I like it.
That was very, very ……. painful
@ kunukia - While I was reading it I was thinking “Quoth the Dire Rave, Nevermore!”
Great stuff, keep it coming BRK!
Oops, that should Raven, not Rave
Haha! Hunter Poetry FTW. MOAR
hehe, that was brilliant! like one of those bad movies that you love watching… like Hairspray, or Crybaby.
horrible and fantastic
5 squals of appreciation from Thereming (aka “Pig”)
Don’t listen to the criticism, TJ. Your poetry was great. Keep up the good work!
If you think you can do better than BRK I’ve created a thread on his forum for just that purpose.
Get thee over to: http://www.bigredkitty.net/forums/index.php?topic=1638.0 and let the poetry begin!