WoW Headlines, Not Coming Soon

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Blizzard Developers Say, “WotLK Coming November 3^rd, Happy Now?!”

Galertruby Wins Oscar, Steals Katie Holmes from “Top Gun”

CM States He Loves Horde and Fixes Their Problems First

Hunters Preview New Pet Stable System, Show Little Interest

Mania Refuses to Name Hunter-Pet, “Petopia Is Now All Spiders, All the Time”

Death Knights Scrapped; Too Dumb an Idea, Too Much Wasted Money

“WotLK Beta is Just 3D Tetris” Fired Programmer Reports

Arena System Dumped, “Unbalanced and Unfair” Says Developer

Forty Person Raid Makes Comeback: Molten Core for 70s

Ganking in STV Down 45% From Same Quarter Last Year

WoW Account Hackers Develop Conscience, Give Money To Earthquake Victims

Player Records Barrens Chat, Writes Novel, Makes Millions

In-Game Marriages Declared Legally Binding

“My Fat Hubby Turns Me On More Than Ever!” Declares WoW-Widow

Megs Quits PvP, Rerolls Female Dwarf Holy Priest to Run With BRK

CEO of Blizzard Plays a Shaman, Demands More OP’ness

SSO Dailies Wreck Server Economies, The Fed Takes Note

WoW Old-Timers Cheer Mounts at Level Thirty

Inscriptions Cheered By All, Especially Engineers

“Not All Classes Are Created Equal, Deal With It” Slurs Drunken Blizzard Employee

Doomilias Writes Blog Post, “Married Couple Seeks Third”, Error Suspected

Old-World Server Created, Nobody Joins

Alterac Valley Battleground’s Size Doubled, Loot Added, Flying Mounts Permitted

In-Game GMs Patrol Zones and Battlegrounds, Searching For Misdeeds and Ways to Help People

Epic Hunter Quest Returns

Renoobed Teaches Melvin to Play Druid Properly, Blog Readers Crushed

Desolace Removed From WoW, Gamers Hunger-Strike in Protest

Flying Mounts Permitted in a Few Areas in Azeroth, Players Cry and Whine

“WoW Is Too D@mn Easy” Admits Programmer

Gnome Hunters Beta’d, Sees Little Enthusiasm

“I’m an Adult; It’s My Own Fault, Not WoW’s” Admits Student With 1.8 GPA

Non-Combat Pets Replaced with NPC-Girlfriends, Boyfriends

WoW-Bloggers Cease Yapping About Their Alts

BigBearButtBlogger Writes Post Fewer Than 100 Words, Hacker Suspected

NC-17 Server Created, Population Doesn’t Break Twenty

TJ Anointed “Queen of Warcraft”, Rules Fairly and With Compassion

BigRedKitty: Ruthless WoW Blogger Makes Millions By Scamming Gamers

Blog | July 3, 2008

Comments

28 Responses to “WoW Headlines, Not Coming Soon”

schadenfreud on July 3rd, 2008 12:58 pm

Alliance raid leader: I just wish we had more ret palis.
Pike on July 3rd, 2008 1:08 pm

I’d sell my soul to Blizz for gnome hunters.
toque on July 3rd, 2008 1:32 pm

Me too i’d roll a gnome hunter in a second.

Also, instead of non-combat pets it should be hunter pets getting the gf/bf treatment. gimme a hot nelf druid as my pet please.
Ithrandil on July 3rd, 2008 1:50 pm

“NC-17 Server Created, Population Doesn’t Break Twenty”
made me literally LOL, which was awkward since I read this at work

And yes, hunters should be ablt to Tame Beast on hot nelf druids. But not tauren druids, that’s just wrong
Sid on July 3rd, 2008 1:57 pm

I want to be able to tame any cow.

Blizzard Developers Say, “WotLK Coming November 3rd, Happy Now?!”

Amazon.com – WotLK pre order – 4th Nov

I think BRK got some inside information, and he is trying to share it with us, while pretending it is just a joke.
Klinger on July 3rd, 2008 2:30 pm

Hear, hear to that inside info speculation

Sneaky, BRK, sneaky sneaky…
Ratshag on July 3rd, 2008 3:02 pm

@Toque – No druidette pets fer you! You gets a mini-Galertruby pet!
kunukia on July 3rd, 2008 3:05 pm

Gnome hunter? In a heartbeat…
Greta on July 3rd, 2008 3:59 pm

I love this post.
jason on July 3rd, 2008 4:14 pm

this was really really lame
Lotos/Smoke on July 3rd, 2008 4:20 pm

“TJ Anointed “Queen of Warcraft”, Rules Fairly and With Compassion”

This is already true. I read it on the intarwebtubes.

“BigRedKitty: Ruthless WoW Blogger Makes Millions By Scamming Gamers”

I think this has already happened…I swear I read it somewhere…

No, TJ didn’t pay me to say that… >.>
Hammerhiem & Cuddles on July 3rd, 2008 4:41 pm

You did notice that TJ is the one that posted this right?
Nat & Tony on July 3rd, 2008 5:51 pm

OMG this was great I am dying LMAO and that is not good when you are at work just two cubes from your boss.
Papaoomowmow on July 3rd, 2008 6:27 pm

Hobbes files EPA, FDA, AND SPCA charges against BRK.
Cites fish food mercury levels (and insinuates, to reporters, a BRK dalliance with a sporebat)
gnomeaggedon on July 3rd, 2008 9:24 pm

Alliance wins all star football by Tauren punting Gnomes?

Hunters get new pets: Gnomes

Loved it…
dasbiest on July 3rd, 2008 11:59 pm

Doomilias is too busy hosting dance parties in the hall in alterac valley to post on his blog. We had a grand old time!
dasbiest on July 4th, 2008 12:03 am

Arathi Basin that is
Big Bear Butt Blogger » Oooh, shiny! on July 4th, 2008 12:12 am

[...] I wonder what this thingie does…. [...]
Mithrilina on July 4th, 2008 6:59 am

Damn, you had me for a second. I read the first line of your post without reading the title, and panic set in: I cannot possibly have WotLK come out before my little guild has seen at least the Black Temple and survived to tell the tale!

I had a good giggle, also at work, and while pretending to be working on a client system with the client sitting right next to me… as it turns out, he is also an avid WoW player and had a laugh, too.

We got a few confused looks from my boss, just a desk away.
Doomilias on July 4th, 2008 2:19 pm

dance party in defilers den, all invited. fastest way to grind ab tokens this side of a premade.
Jemhadar on July 4th, 2008 4:20 pm

If gnomes would get the chance to roll a hunter i would ditch my elf-chinafarming-style-hunter in a second and go for gnome hunter. Seriously. I just hate elfs for their stupid moves, especially male elfs. If it weren’t for druids …. God bless – you can’t see their bodies in cat or bearform…

PS: Give me armor-skin for cat/bear-form please, blizzard?

PPS: Other than that: Block of text crits me – I lose any interest in readying any further.
Nergal on July 4th, 2008 7:25 pm

rofl Gnome hunter sees ‘little’ enthusiasm XD
Moonsniper on July 4th, 2008 9:30 pm

“Desolace Removed From WoW, Gamers Hunger-Strike in Protest”

In every zone in WoW I’ve never put a foot into Desolace =).
PT on July 5th, 2008 4:55 am

Blizzard Announces: Earn BG tokens and honor while you sleep! $14.99 for your very own bot that will enter random BGs all night so you can earn moar epix without even having to play!

Results may vary. Dependent on how many players enter the BG while actually sitting at the keyboard.
sparkrock on July 5th, 2008 5:54 am

I would join the old world server in a heartbeat, I miss the old days
aoki on July 5th, 2008 8:58 am

i can’t figured how ur brain works..;p collection of thought?
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Hellyardsown on July 6th, 2008 2:11 am

gnome hunter+arcanite steam pistol = pwn