We hate Arathi Basin. Not the concept of the battleground, but the fact that Alliance is so Elune-awful at it.

It makes us want to punch babies.

We’re standing on goldmine, capping the flag. What was a 4 on 4 is now a 2 on 1, in our favor. All the other guy has to do is control the other hordie and we’ll take it. We’re in the process of capping it, we’re at least halfway done. The other alliance just has to give us 4 seconds, and it’s ours. Attack. The. Horde.

He starts to cap it with us. /facepalm

Hordie attacks us, attacks him, reinforcements arrive for them, not for us, we die, and never take the flag.

And we let loose in battleground chat with many colorful and foul invectives.

Having lost eight in a row, we think we were a little entitled. We watched the Horde steamroller us 0-5 five matches in a row. We watched them seemingly have ten players on four different flags at once. We watched three Alliance rush into a flag guarded by five Horde over and over again.

We wanna reroll Horde, ’cause this is blatantly insane how great they are at AB.

So we told our “partners” off, telling what they were doing wrong, and how dumb they were being. In our favor, we were only directly rude to one person, who accused us of talking instead of fighting. To which we replied,

“Not only are we #1 in damage dealt, total kills, and killing blows, but we’re also #2 in healing. Why don’t you just keep lighting up the bottom of the charts, it seems to be what *you’re* good at.”

We were mad, and yes, we went above and beyond the call of being an @ss.

We post many PvP shots and stories where everything comes out looking great. So in the interest of fair and balanced reporting, tonight we came off looking like a tool, and we thought we should write about it.

Emberstorm Alliance, we apologize for our behavior in AB. We shall restrain our furious anger more adroitly in the future.

Emberstorm Horde, we need six more tokens. May we win two ABs tomorrow? We’ll never go back again, we promise.