Caption Contest!
Poor little Rhino, all stuck in a tower. He’s like Rapunzel!
Except he’s not a blonde. Or alone. And he’s a great, bloody Rhino, natch.
Give us your idea for a caption, foshizzle!
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Rhino: “The bathroom’s downstairs? You may want to rethink that. . . . soon.”
“Will someone get this big walking carpet out of my way?”
or “I don’t care if it smells bad! Get in there, you furball!”
Yes, I’m a Star Wars fan
“As Mr Rhino stepped on the creaky floorboard, he found the laws of gravity insisting on his immediate attention.”
Oh BRK, your big tower really gives me the horn…
“Does my bum look big in this?”
“Anyone know if rhino’s are like cows? If so, mama’s gonna be real pissed when she gets home!”
Look out below, Rhino Toilet House.
BRK! You can not hide in there!
3.. 2.. 1.. Fire! BRK cannon launcher.
Every time I put one in.. I think I can add more.
now I will just put them all in 1 post.. I swear I am done …
(no spell checker sorry)
Rhino-Plasty..
Who needed the Enimma
Where’s Walkdo (BRK Style)
Stairway to Heaven
Is that a Polearm?
“All shall look upon me and despair, my name is … ‘Schmoopie.’”
BRK: “I hear there’s some free Kibler’s Bits at the bottom of this here slide, Rhino!”
Rhino: “You’re sure this is a slide?”
BRK: “……………………… Yep. Fun!”
/cast eyesofthebeast
Rhino : “aieh feel sooo dizzzyyy”
alt
Rhino : “Can i Slide down ??? Wheee !”
Rhino – “Dismiss me! Dismiss me! Sweet mother of vertical support, please dismiss me!”
BRK: “I insist after you Rhino.”
NPC Mage to Other: “Yeah I would to. who wants a 5 tonne fur ball falling on me as i walk down the stairs”
or
BRK: “I insist after you Rhino”
NPC Mage to Other: “Dang I had hoped that the Rhino went last I really wanted to see how small a smooched Dwarf looked like”
Moving 101, Lesson #67: How to get a 5-Ton Rhino down three flights of stairs.
or
I got him upstairs easily enough when I moved in, but now that I’m moving out, it doesn’t seem like such a good idea…
Rhino – “Sheep me!,….no seriously, I WANT to be sheeped!”
“Oh! You said to SPIT on their head. Sorry, I mis-heard you.”
“I saw stairs like these on an Indiana Jones movie. You go first.”
“No it is NOT handicapped accessible, and you’re not handicapped. Now move it big guy.”
“Ok Rhino, alls ya have ta do is hold this magic feather and you can fly.”
1. You can turn on the water now.
2. “Hey Horde…up here!”
3. You try it; I’ll watch.
4. Slow fall FTW
5. Housetraining is easier on the ground floor.
6. The downstairs neighbors complained about the bass.
7. That’s the last time we’ll buy a shrinking elixir at a flea market.
8. They were more concerned that we didn’t wipe our feet.
9. We made it all the way up here and all we got was this lousy t-shirt. (Best used as a caption for this screenshot printed on a t-shirt)
10. Geronimo!
11. …and we thought Hobbes was scared of heights.
12. “Why didn’t you go before we came in?”
13. Last one down pays the repair bill.
The Tension was thick it was as if there was a Rhino in the room.
“Who’s turn to take Rhino to the bathroom?”
New bug discovered in WotLK beta – Rhinos destroy mage tables.
You whined, begged, teased, carried on and promised to take care of him all by yourself if I let you have him…now go outside and walk him!
‘What the gnomish security camera showed 10 seconds before the tower fell to the ground…’
@Sarai – Win.
BRK realizes the stairs aren’t as sturdy as they looked up the way up…
“Alright, we got the rhino up here. The foosball table should be a snap.”
or
“Whaddaya mean this isn’t a china store?!?!”
FEUERHUND get my vote with either of his.
And BRK suddenly thought “Maybe I shouldnt have trusted these mages with my kitty…”
“You had to summon me INSIDE the tower. I was perfectly happy waiting for you OUTSIDE!!!”
“Those stairs? Me? Seriously? Fegedaboutit. I’m goin out the window. Looks like there’s a nice group of gnomes down there to cushion my landing.”
“I’ll wait for the elevator, Shorty.”
Rhino “so i sayz to the bartender … i thought she said tie a warf to your a$$ …. and he’s been following me ever since.”
NPC mage: “Shrinking potion… shrinking potion… where is that other vial?
BRK: “The floor is creaking…”
Rhino: “I’m scared BRK… Hold me!”
Mom, can I keep him?
“Two Bedrooms, One and a Half Baths my ass”
Can we keep him…please o-please o-please!!!!
“Right!” said Fred, “Both of us together,
“One each end and steady as we go,”
Tried to shift it,
Couldn’t even lift it,
We was gettin’ NOWHERE!
And so.
We.
Had a cuppa tea, and…
“Right!” said Fred, “Give a shout to Jaina”,
Up comes Jaina from the floor below.
After strainin’
Heavin’ and and complainin’,
We was gettin’ NOWHERE!
And so.
We.
Had a cuppa tea, and…
…well, pretty much etc…
Cultural references via Youtube.
(”I said to Jaina, we’ll just have to leave it standin’ on the landin’, that’s all. Y’see the trouble with Fred is he’s… he’s too hasty. And you never get nowhere if you’re too hasty…”)
Both dwarf and beast were about to find out that the HMO provided as part of the benefit package provided by BRKWWA had a strict ‘No Shenanigans!’ policy.
This does NOT look like the water park
Here’s a couple suggestions…
1.) “You go first! No, you go first!”
2.) BRK – “I dare you to jump down.”
Rhino – “I dare you to try writing a blog article without using WoW-speak.”
BRK – “…..That was cold!”
3.) Rhino – “Here comes Big… Red… RHINO!!!”
BRK – “Um, dude? I r MM now.”
Rhino – /cry
“I told you there wasn’t a good book for a bedtime story up here…”
No! You can not keep him! I don’t care if he followed you home!
“WTB Port to Shatt, PST me.”
“But I told Santa I wanted a *hippopotamus*!”
I can also see it as one of those Demotivator posters from despair.com:
“DISMISS PET: Because sometimes, it’s just not worth the hassle”
“You have some kind of infection, BRK, possibly a rhinovirus.”
possibly the last picture of BRK before he found out even magical stairs have load limits. (darwin awards 2008)
It’s times like these Rapunzel regretted eating out of boredom.
Help I’m up and I can’t fall down!
BRK sick in bed…
Mrs BRK: Smootchie… The Dr is here and he brought the rectal thermometer.
OK, Two boobs enter a bra…
Rhinopalooza!!!!!
Rhinopunzel contemplates letting down her hair…or just knocking down the wall.
“All we need now for this spell is one eye of newt and the horn of a rhin…wait a second. Isaid the horn of a RHINO not the whole THING BRK!”
later that night….
BRK – OMG! Those pills worked.
“You break it,you buy it.”
rhinga rhino roses, pocket full of poses
ti-shoo, ta-shoo
we all fall down!
Everybody sing now!
“Excuse me sir, due to a change in company policy you can no longer ride that animal down the Helter Skelter slide”
(dunno if you have these in the USA but This is one )
“Race you to the bottom, Rhino!”
I’m bout to grind this rail, yo! CHECK IT
“How the hell did we get up here?”
“Logik: ur doin it wrong”
“Excuse me sir, is this tower Rhino accessible?”
What happens when the Noggenfogger Elixir wears off..
/open window
“I’d be done see’n about everything
when I see a Rhino-pet fly.”
“kitteh lied, dere is no bukkit here”
“Ready for Ratshaq’s costume party, Hobbes?”
Hey! You can’t leave that lion there!
…
BRK to rhino: Dude! Just go talk to her! If she went for Ratshag, you’ve totally got a chance.
“Let’s crash this party!”
Landlord : “Well Mr BRK, the pet deposit IS a set price and…oh…that’s going to leave a stain.”
BRK : “Damn…When I left the bar it was with a woman named Vanessa…”
Mrs BRK : “!@#$% NO!”
Rhino : “Why is that hunter looking at me funny?”
As the tower begins to groan under the weight of his colossal pet; BRK searches frantically for his Hearthstone.
Your princess is in another castle.
If this is a contest… what’s the prize?
“LEEEEEEROYYYYYY JENNNNNNN…… Um, Excuse me, sir? Could you move your rhino?”
The thought of splinters deterred Rhino from sliding down the banister again
BRK to Rhino “just breathe in ok?”
Vulpinor & Canopener == Win.
BRK : “Why is that rhino looking at me funny?”
BRK to rhino : “I said ‘if you need to pinch a loaf’, not ‘…pinch a log’”
BRK and his pet rhino tour the newly built Tower Of Pisa on opening day.
This had the makings of a disaster. This wasn’t exactly a China Shop, but then again, he wasn’t exactly a Bull…
I think you better slide down horn first, Rhino old boy. Tail first will only upset your rhinorrhoids.
BRK can’t figure out where the Dismiss Pet button is
“Reasons why Noggenfogger should be applied to pets.”
Come on, Hobbes would do it!
BRK- “Stairs, very dangerous…You go down first.”
BRK: “The salesman WAS right – it does look bigger once you get it home & in the house.”
Now where did I put my ‘light’ feathers?
“Besital Wrath forbidden in this area.”
Whats worse than a bull in a China Shop?
Rhino in a Mage Tower!