Just Freak Out Already

BRK » 05 September 2008 » In Pets, WotLK » 24 Comments

Lava Breath – Your pet breathes a double gout of molten lava at the target for 49-65 Fire damage and reduces the target’s casting speed by 50% for 10 seconds.

Updates as our fingers quit trembling. (All hail Skosiris at WoWHead, the Keeper of the Pet Calculator.)

Edit #1

/try to log into the beta for 2 hours, every 5 minutes, fail

/login!!!!

/fly to Shadowmoon Valley

/start recording movie

/land at Uvuros

/cast Beast Lore

/confirmed!!! Uvuros is a tamable pet!!!

/joy!!

SERVER IS DOWN!!

/sputter

Edit #2

/finish writing Edit #1

/save

/pray to Elune, try to log in

/LOGIN!!!

/back at the keep? OK

/fly to Uvuros again

/start recording movie

SERVER IS DOWN!!

/consider writing blog about frogs. nice, easy, green frogs… frogs don’t go, “SERVER IS DOWN!”

Edit #3

/finish writing Edit #2

/try to logon for 10 minutes, fail

/login…

/readies for it…

/mounts

/flys to Uvur…

SERVER IS DOWN!!

Frogs are green! They croak and do NOT give warts, contrary to stories. More frog-talk later!

Edit #4

Seriously. We have been kicked off off the beta server five more times. Each time, nudging closer and closer to taming Uvuros.

This last time, we actually got to hit the Tame Beast spell, but it wouldn’t take. Why? All our talent points had been reset; we were not a 51-point Beastmaster hunter.

So we started punching in our talent choices, and of course…

SERVER IS DOWN!!

Meanwhile, the happy people on Lich King – the other PvE beta server – are laughing about the Northrend server being so honked up it couldn’t run a 1981 Frogger game.

/sigh

Edit #5

There are no more edits, other than to say,

A) We haz Core Hound

B) SERVER IS DOWN!!

Comments

24 Responses to “Just Freak Out Already”

  1. Estaron on September 5th, 2008 8:07 pm

    OMFG!!!!!!!!!! I KNEW IT I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    1st post!

  2. Elfangor on September 5th, 2008 8:12 pm

    Aww, damn. Was going to have first post, then computer locked up. :(

    Anyway, are they like the things in the Ogri’la demon camps? Or something else?

    /await next BRK podcast

  3. logost on September 5th, 2008 8:22 pm
  4. Elfangor on September 5th, 2008 8:30 pm

    Awesome! Hope they go to live.

  5. Mania’s Arcania » Beta Build 8905: Core Hounds?! on September 5th, 2008 8:32 pm

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  6. Suicidal Zebra on September 5th, 2008 8:33 pm

    Damn you Blizzard, damn you and your devilishly seductive exotic pets!

    *shakes fist*

    *Books trip to Molten Core come 3.0*

  7. Robert W on September 5th, 2008 8:34 pm

    My keyboard needs to be cleaned off, damn.

  8. Ghaleon on September 5th, 2008 9:02 pm

    absolueltly awesome looking can hear the warlocks now, ” hey thats a demon”

  9. Boginfrog on September 5th, 2008 9:14 pm

    Bad server! I want my core hound! Let me in!

  10. Stupid Mage on September 5th, 2008 9:30 pm

    So uh, what’s Molten Core?

  11. Rilgon Arcsinh on September 5th, 2008 9:35 pm

    OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY ****ING GOD

    SCREW IT

    SCREW MARKSMANSHIP

  12. Rohan on September 5th, 2008 9:49 pm

    It’s not a *real* Core Hound unless you get it from Molten Core.

  13. Ironchin on September 5th, 2008 9:58 pm

    “Frogs are green! They croak and do NOT give warts, contrary to stories. More frog-talk later!”

    Biggreenfroggy inc!

  14. Rilgon Arcsinh on September 5th, 2008 9:59 pm

    Agreed 100%, Rohan.

  15. Kruger-Eonar on September 5th, 2008 10:10 pm

    OMFG BBQSAUCE!!

    *Brain* “Arnt you happy we made you stay BM since 1.2″

    *Me* “Yes, you are right….again”

    *Brain* “Now….get you a$$ into beta so you can tame one”

  16. Pike on September 5th, 2008 10:12 pm

    *bakes a cake for Blizz*

  17. Rilgon Arcsinh on September 5th, 2008 10:28 pm

    Kruger, mine went:

    Brain: Hey, I don’t see many changes to any of the trees in 8905.

    Me: Nah, oh well, I’m pretty happy with the 11/53/7 we cooked up.

    Brain: Oh look, new BigRedKitty blog post.

    Me: …is that what i think it is

    Brain: Yes, yes it is.

    Me: You know, I’ve been MM since closed beta. It’s been a good run.

    Brain: PUPPY :D

  18. Wheatjam on September 5th, 2008 10:48 pm

    I was just on beta between its server hiccups and saw you in Shatt with a giant green puppy! :D Ran to your blog and saw they were tameable now. Too cool. Gotta let us know how he works out!
    …. when the server calms down. XD

    Glad to finally see you in beta, even if I’m horde and you can’t understand a word I’m saying :D

    <3

  19. Tzivya on September 5th, 2008 11:42 pm

    Details! Tenacity? :)

    I will take one of these (From MC, DUH) when they remove baby polar bears.

    Otherwise, BEAR ALL THE WAY.

  20. Just another hunter on September 6th, 2008 1:50 am

    One word: Kurken

    I don’t really care for the MC core hound’s coloring, but ever since Burning Crusade came out I have wished the Kurken was tameable. That thing is beautiful (and ferocious) YAY!

  21. Domandred on September 6th, 2008 1:59 am

    Oh hell YES. Guess I’m going back to MC ASAP when expansion comes out.

  22. Stupid Mage on September 7th, 2008 1:31 am

    Man, I’ve been asking about the Kurken for weeks…

  23. Kemonojin on September 7th, 2008 10:34 am

    Aw, dang. I was going to have first post, then realized I wasn’t twelve and didn’t care.

    I SO want a core hound…

    BRK, are there any tamable bosses? Like the Beast, for example?

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