They Succumbed to Our Non-Violent Protest, Dang It

BRK » 04 October 2008 » In Blog » 28 Comments

Gamestop Inc, a totally separate entity from BRK Worldwide Amalgamated, has released the following statement:

“GameStop is the world’s largest video game retailer. With over 4,400 stores located throughout the United States and 15 countries, we are the retail destination for gamers around the world.

“However, the situation at the Waterford Lakes, Orlando, GameStop has become untenable. The threats, the cow-tipping, the “gifts” left behind the Xbox displays, well it’s stopping right f-ing now.

“In order to promote the peace and keep our corporate masters happy, the Waterford Lakes, Orlando, GameStop is hereby committed to having a Midnight Opening for the Wrath of the Lich King.

“The owner and CEO of BigRedKitty Worldwide Amalgamated has been invited to begin the procession at 10:00pm EDT. He may arrive, line up, and not fear his @ss is gonna get a beatdown by mall security.

“Together, we hold a passion for gaming, a commitment to our industry and a disciplined business perspective to continuously drive value with shareholders, customers, vendors and employees.

“So sayeth GameStop, so let it be done. Foshizzle.”

So we’re totally gonna be there! 10:00pm EDT, November 12th, 2008. The Number One Figurehead of BRKWWA is coming to stand in line for his Collector’s Edition of WotLK.

We’re inviting Mania to join us, of course.

There are no promises of door prizes, there will be no band, there will be no fireworks, no parades. We tried to hire the guy who did the Beijing Olympics, but he’s busy. If we can’t get him, we’re not gonna bother with any entertainment. Do it right or don’t do it at all. Proper.

Once again! BRK and Mania’s Midnight WotLK Madness at GameStop in Waterford Lakes, Orlando, is ON!!

It’ll probably be a huge letdown, but whatever; we’re trying.

Comments

28 Responses to “They Succumbed to Our Non-Violent Protest, Dang It”

  1. shibumi on October 4th, 2008 2:58 pm

    Bet it was the cow tipping that turned the tide.
    good on ya BRK. /me waves from New Mexico

  2. Jotun & Tartarus on October 4th, 2008 3:25 pm

    hmmm i cant be there :(

    BUT! we hope brk gets us some video footage of the event!

  3. kunukia on October 4th, 2008 3:34 pm

    Have fun and do Hunterdom proud! I will be at my local Gamespot with some family and friends, adding to the festivities. :D

  4. Rua on October 4th, 2008 4:08 pm

    I never got into midnight release parties..
    A bunch of geeks hanging around waiting for a store to open isn’t my idea of a good time (no offense anybody =/)

    But here’s hoping you guys have a hell of a time and that I regret not going to my local store.
    /cheer

  5. Teaakius on October 4th, 2008 4:17 pm

    I’ll totally light the place on fire…they’ll learn to open at midnight one way or another!

    Erm…I’m a little late on that one…hopefully I won’t be late on Nov 12th.

  6. Fahr & Bacon on October 4th, 2008 5:20 pm

    That’s too cool. Way to go BRK. I wish I still lived in Fla. and could join in on the fun. To all who can make it, ENJOY!!

    Good luck on finding the Spirit Beast BRK.

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  8. Kemonojin on October 4th, 2008 6:41 pm

    I preordered mine from Amazon, and paid for the one day shipping.

    The next day, I got mail from Amazon saying that it’s eligible for release-date shipping, for half the price of the one day. So while I won’t have it the second it’s available, I won’t spend all night sitting outside in Florida (where I am too) sweating my ass off and being eaten by mosquitos. I can live with that.

  9. Trollin on October 4th, 2008 8:04 pm

    There we go. I’ll see you there. I might have to come up with something to bring to entertain the masses.

  10. Rotseh on October 4th, 2008 11:38 pm

    Bring a video camera. ;)

    Anyways, let’s hope Blizzard does not postpone the release spoiling your midnight party. :)

  11. deltronzero & automator on October 5th, 2008 4:09 am

    I suppose it’s ok to show up really, really fucked up…

  12. mudge on October 5th, 2008 9:21 am

    Woot! I attribute it to the 5 advanced copies I ordered there for TheFamily.

  13. alkaiser on October 6th, 2008 9:11 am

    Hey thats just down the street from me…..i had no idea BRK lived in Orlando…..guess i have to make my way down there on 11/12/08

  14. Nyctreinar on October 6th, 2008 11:28 am

    TIP: There is no cow level.

  15. Chuck on October 7th, 2008 1:23 am

    BRK – Does this mean the fire bombing is called off ?

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  17. Fimlys on October 9th, 2008 4:05 pm

    I’ll be there .. I might actually bring door prizes… Hmm.. I think I have something lying around here somewhere….

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  19. mikey on October 30th, 2008 4:11 pm

    Awww I would love to be there but……. I am working at the Sanford Best Buy that night doing our midnight release.. booo!!!

  20. John Aguirre on October 30th, 2008 4:24 pm

    OMG … I live in Waterford Lakes, who knew that BRK did as well! This is amazing news, I will be sure to be there with all my friends!

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  24. JC on October 31st, 2008 12:58 am

    BRK. I love you.

  25. WIred on October 31st, 2008 7:15 pm

    BRK, hit the Apopka GameStop (Wekiva / OBT) if you ever get a chance. They’re CRAZY mofo’s lol! I was there for an hour (picked up RA3) while they were discussing everything from some Jap imports to why in FFVIII they allowed you to not play certain main characters at all.

    Downside: They play HORDE :(

    Tell them the guy w/ the largest amount of pre-orders @ that store sent ya :)

  26. TJ in Orlando on November 3rd, 2008 10:41 am

    Way exciting! Count me in + 2!

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