We Never Want to Sell Shirts Again

BRK » 25 January 2009 » In Store » 19 Comments

Thank goodness for the Lunar Festival, or we wouldn’t have had time to beat and cajole our family into getting this stuff packaged yesterday. Instead of wielding the postman-whip, we’d have been having fun running heroics or something.

readytogo

childlabor

We’re not done, but that’s because Florida’s draconian child labor laws give our boy the right to take breaks and eat. His penmanship with the customs forms leaves much to be desired as well.

If you ordered a short-sleeve XL Gorilladin shirt and get a boy’s Speed Racer pajama bottom, at least you know with whom to lodge your complaint.

Store | January 25, 2009

Comments

19 Responses to “We Never Want to Sell Shirts Again”

  1. Narian on January 25th, 2009 12:13 pm

    Everyone all together: “Awwwwwwwwwww”

  2. Alphakhan on January 25th, 2009 12:30 pm

    Haha, that’s great.

    Is that *my* rhino bowling shirt I see in the background there? :O

  3. kunukia on January 25th, 2009 12:31 pm

    BRK, you need to farm out your shipping department. And,

    Awwwwwwwwww!

  4. Papaoomowmow on January 25th, 2009 12:58 pm

    As you mentioned in one of your military stories, I hope your very fine son is leveraging his paperwork and shipping skills to get out of taking out the trash and other unpleasant chores.

    ; – )

    ( I LOVE clutter! I am one of the few that still believe there is no particular virtue in item altitude = floorage is for storage)

  5. deltronzero & automator on January 25th, 2009 1:18 pm

    Looks like he’s practicing to pewpew just like his illustrious dad. ” BANG, yer dead!”

  6. Bellwether on January 25th, 2009 1:37 pm

    That’s one cute hunter pet you have there, BRK.

    Er, I mean…kid.

  7. Azlen on January 25th, 2009 2:00 pm

    BRK… give the kid a break. Bowl-cuts cause severe trauma in later years. Use some of that shirt cash to get the kid a real haircut.

  8. Marathonian on January 25th, 2009 2:25 pm

    Child labor at its finest!

    Oh and agree with the hair.Mine looked just like that as a child in the early 80s.Get that boy to Supercuts naow!

  9. krizzlybear on January 25th, 2009 2:31 pm

    Speed Racer Pyjamas? You sir, are the best father ever.

  10. Rekelectric on January 25th, 2009 7:15 pm

    And I still need to order mine…

    And just put the kid in the basement. Soundproof walls. Should be alright.

  11. Different Spencer on January 25th, 2009 8:50 pm

    @rekelectric:

    Thought you said airtight instead of alright. I was gonna say, I think that might be illiegal.

  12. Arukusanagi on January 25th, 2009 10:54 pm

    Speaking of Speed Racer and Gorilladins, I named mine ChimChim.

  13. Brian J. on January 25th, 2009 11:39 pm

    My, what a lovely china cabinet you have!

    >_>

  14. Fuzzy Porcupine Paws on January 26th, 2009 12:30 am

    Dang it BRK you are making me want to buy a shirt. I’d be interested to know what is involved in the processing ans shipping.

  15. Ionfreeze on January 26th, 2009 8:20 am

    Great pictures BRK!

    Lets just hope your son doesn’t unionize! LOL

    Hey, is that my package? 4th one down from the top? No, no maybe 5th? LOL

    Keep up the good work BRK!

  16. Lambechop on January 26th, 2009 9:44 am

    Can I place an order for the kid, size S?

  17. Illianeth on January 26th, 2009 10:08 am

    This is what fulfillment companies are for, BRK. Having worked for one, I will not name names, but there are several who specialize in exactly the issue you have on your hands :)

    Keep up the tremendous work, wish rogues had a blogger/podcaster as good as you!

  18. Noob Mommy on January 27th, 2009 4:32 pm

    Hope you had a great Lunar New Year :)

  19. Fro on January 29th, 2009 10:27 pm

    Just got my gorilladin shirt today, on my birthday even. It’s like getting a gift from BRK, a gift that I paid for but still.