I’ve Changed All the Locks

TJ » 27 March 2009 » In Blog » 31 Comments

Dear BRK Readers,

Your BRK has left the building.  Behind the Hunter: The BRK Exposé is in production. However, I have decided to get my hair cut today, so it will not be posted until tomorrow.

As stated yesterday, please direct all BRK-related questions to temerity[dot]jane AT gmail.com to take advantage of my vast BRK insider information.

I will also be answering hunter questions, because if HE can do it… pft.

If you have burning queries about the “man” behind the hunter, or perhaps a question you have sent to BRK that he has callously ignored for months and months, or if maybe you’d just like a chance at getting your blog link up on BRK’s front page to shamelessly abuse his traffic levels for your own gain, do go ahead and send in a question. I cannot use them all, but the more I can use your question for evil and/or hilarity, the more likely I am to post it.

Please make sure that your email includes “BRK Question” in the subject line, and come back tomorrow morning, when all will be revealed.

Yours in Warlock,

TJ

PS – Serious hunter questions and serious questions in general most especially needed.

Blog | March 27, 2009

Comments

31 Responses to “I’ve Changed All the Locks”

  1. Narian on March 27th, 2009 10:45 am

    Did you also change the passwords?

  2. Moosing on March 27th, 2009 11:01 am

    hunters > locks > cockroachs aka pallies

  3. Felandra on March 27th, 2009 11:16 am

    Ahh juicy paparazzi photos of BRK leveling a pally or a WARLOCK! *gasp*
    What the papers wouldn’t pay for that!

  4. Bo on March 27th, 2009 11:27 am

    Shameless traffic raping for the purposes of promoting my own blog you say?

  5. TJ on March 27th, 2009 11:35 am

    @Bo: Indeed. Why not? I… have… THE POWER!

  6. Get! On! My! Feet! (but please don’t eat them) - Temerity Jane on March 27th, 2009 11:44 am

    [...] – Check out BRK today if you want to help me with my special project/BRK harassment/traffic abuse/efforts of awesome. [...]

  7. Dreannann on March 27th, 2009 11:56 am

    Well, you asked for it. And as Illy said “YOU ARE NOT PREPARED!” I hope I can get an answer to the question thats been bothering me for a long time now. It’s already on the way.

  8. Deadrabit on March 27th, 2009 12:05 pm

    hmmmm what kind of trouble can we cause

    temporarily “Move In”

    - replace his armory link with TJ.
    - replace the banner with TJ
    - steal what ever you can from your own site TJ and replace on his.

    Just keep it aside so that you can “move out” afterwords.

    That should get him hopping.

    leave for the weekend for a shopping trip pfft. That will teach him.

  9. Shadore-Dragonblight on March 27th, 2009 12:09 pm

    I would like to know what macro’s BRK uses, and how they are written.

    PS. it is great that you are here in Phoenix, AZ – Welcome TJ !!
    /gratz

  10. Vronak on March 27th, 2009 12:11 pm

    Obviously you need to change the color of his beard in his logo to blurple…

  11. Vronak on March 27th, 2009 12:16 pm

    … or replace his pet in the picture with a Spore Bat… which may not make sense to you, but would infuriate him…

  12. Rua on March 27th, 2009 12:16 pm

    QUICK!!!!!

    Someone make a BRK Logo with Locks/Mages/Boomkins chasing BRK/Hobbes!

    ARTPAD-HO!

  13. Drak on March 27th, 2009 12:47 pm

    So TJ, what are your thoughts on going Survival over BM?

  14. Gunsnbutter on March 27th, 2009 2:20 pm

    Sporebat……you know……BRK MIGHT just have a fit to end all fits if he saw that……

    Gunsnbutter/Cerdwyn on Uther

  15. Teej on March 27th, 2009 2:24 pm

    I second Shadore’s request: I want to see me some BRK combat macros!

  16. Imrathand on March 27th, 2009 2:32 pm

    AHHHHHHHHHH TJ and her army of X-Rated stick figures have taken over BRKs site :P

  17. Kwin on March 27th, 2009 2:43 pm

    Good luck with your future endeavors. Alas, the man has become as big as the myth.
    Eye for an Eye Ret. Pally site is a nice site.

  18. Rotseh on March 27th, 2009 2:48 pm

    You could finally streamline his banner image, it is way to big in size and slows down loading of the website?

  19. SmackHim on March 27th, 2009 3:09 pm

    i just sent you a few poor questions..

  20. Kulat/Kriyet on March 27th, 2009 4:30 pm

    TJ,

    If you’re going to expose BRK, please make sure you ARE behind the hunter at all times!

    Speaking for many anxious BRK readers.

    Thanks in advance!

    K/K

  21. Skwerl on March 27th, 2009 5:13 pm

    BRK Is classist. We should judge characters by the people that play them not the skills the class has. In other words Hunter isnt > lock, and they certainly arent > pally’s because we cant die. HAHAHA

  22. Imrathand on March 27th, 2009 5:44 pm

    @ Skwerl

    A well timed kill shot can fix all that >.> lol

  23. Shianti on March 27th, 2009 6:07 pm

    Dear Temerity Jane,

    Did you know that BRK is petitioning Blizzard to make the next food buff “French Onion Soup” to please his most delicate palate? I have heard his suggestion is 60 minutes of +125 to Brain’s power.

    Thank you,
    BRK’s favorite resto druid who heals his pet.

  24. Zenthur on March 27th, 2009 8:17 pm

    What does BRK do for NASA?

  25. Lolzing on March 27th, 2009 8:44 pm

    chances TJ = BRK?

  26. Lolzing on March 27th, 2009 8:46 pm

    *Mrs. BRK

  27. Ellie on March 27th, 2009 11:11 pm

    yay go TJ! ;)

  28. Ellie on March 27th, 2009 11:12 pm

    to the above comments:
    obviously TJ is more popular here than the actual BRK. that says something, haha.

  29. Lukefarer on March 28th, 2009 6:14 am

    @Lolzing:

    Chances = null; unless TJ’s blog is complete fiction, of course…

  30. Rilgon Arcsinh on March 28th, 2009 9:31 am

    Feh, sent an email. Dunno if it’s evil or hilarious enough to get in, but I can hope. :]

  31. Flapus on March 29th, 2009 1:28 am

    Dear BRK,
    Is it true your first charater was a pally? What is his name? Why did you swap to a hunter?