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We Needed Another

We have one of these at work, we needed one at home, so we added this to the store. Do you want one? Probably not, but that’s OK; we still love the drawing. We have some NASA mugs and Rocket Scientist mugs, but this one is our favorite.

And if you think this is shameless, wait until WotLK ships and we get in the midnight-opening line at our local GameStop with a boxload of BRK shirts and hats!

We’ll probably go home with the same boxload, but the fun is in the “doing”, right?

Perhaps We Could Be the Next Mario Testino

Just because you’re not a hunter doesn’t mean you don’t want to get jiggy with BRK Gear. For example, this persistent warlock - who asked that her face not be shown - luvs her BRK “Heroic Mode” Jr. Spaghetti Tank in soft pink.“I’m so tired I may just wear it all weekend,” the poor thing exclaimed.

After the modeling session via web-cam was completed, we were able to get one more pic. We asked to post it as-is and she declined, vehemently. So we used our ace-in-the-hole and reminded her that her ex was getting married on Saturday.

“You play dirty!” she flounced. Yes we do, but she did grant us the permission we wanted.

We titled this pic, “You’re About To Die, You Just Don’t Know It, But You’ll Probably Like It.”If we ever quit writing, we might take up photography. These aren’t bad for a web-cam, right?

Grats Toolio!

Mrs. BRK has worked her magic and selected Toolio as the winner of the BRK #200,000 Visitor Contest. Toolio gets to take his pick of the items on the BRK Store and we’re shipping it to him totally gratis!

Thank you to everybody who sent emails and refreshed us right into Bandwidth Abuse City.

Today is a Big Day - Contest Time!

Perhaps you are aware of the tradition we have at BRK where we celebrate milestones in your participation here. Without you all coming in, trashing the place a little, and leaving your 1/2 empty bottle of Diet Pepsi all over the woodwork, it would just be BRK yelling into the wind. We love you folks; we’re glad you visit.

But anywho, sometime today we’re gonna bust the 100,000 visitors mark and if that ain’t cause to celebrate, then this hunter should just pick up a wand and start pranging about.

So how do we typically do this thing we do?

You, the reader, take a screenshot of you being the 100,000th visitor. We’ll get about 5-10 of those in the BRK Email Silo for reasons only SiteMeter can explain. We’ll take those entries and select one through a randomness algorithm involving Quattro, the BRK Yellow Lab, and upon which bush he chooses to bless on our nightly walk. Totally scientific, that’s how we roll.

The prize? We’re torn. If we offered a selection from the BRK Store, and the winner turned it down, we’d be crushed. But the standard “Get Your Email Question or Statement in a WoW Insider Column” doesn’t seem to have the panache of a BRK “Any Time is Beer Time” Stein.

That settles it. The person who submits a screenshot of them being the visitor #100,000 on BRK the Blog - and in the case of a tie, the winner selected by the BRK Yellow Lab - gets to pick Fame: the WoW Insider question/comment; or Fortune: the fabulous BRK Store Single-Item Shopping Spree.

The counter has been moved to the top of the page for easy screenshooting. Good Luck, and remember! No Photoshopped Entries. /shakes fist in the air

The Biggest Mistake We’ve Ever Made? Maybe

You’ve asked for it, we’re finally gonna do it. We cannot believe we’re doing it. We’re outta our minds. This is totally insane. It’ll probably fail miserably.

But what the hell.

Two shirts each for men and women, a sticker, the baby outfit, mug… and two items we were dared to include. So we included them.

Big Red Kitty Gear for the Discerning Hunter

My god, what have we done?

Edit: This store could not have happened without the incredible talents of the BRK Artist and Chairwoman of the BRK Web Commerce Department, Moony. Thank you Moony, you’re the best!

Double Edit: We’ve added the BRK “Anytime is Beer-Time” Stein and the BRK “This is MY BEER!” Coaster. They don’t do shot glasses, but perhaps Moony has a solution. We’ll ask.